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growing up as an imaginative single child, I loved to play with Barbies. I loved creating elaborate drama-filled storylines for them and I could keep at it for hours. there was one problem. I had like 15 thrift store Barbies and no Kens. I only had one Barbie-sized male doll and it was a collectible Elvis Presley doll and he was my favorite doll. I always did the Elvis voice when I was playing him but he had no relation to Elvis Presley otherwise. anyway, he had some crazy days. trapped on a scary planet where he is the only man in the world and half of the women there hate him. in a massive car accident and stranded in the woods with a girlfriend who had broken her foot and a crazy ex girlfriend who had stalked them there. kidnapped by Athena (one of my Barbie sized dolls was Athena, like, the goddess) and held captive by her while trying to go home to his 7 situationships. all of this happening to a guy who looks and sounds exactly like Elvis but is otherwise the quintessential everyman.

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Holy shit its Pillar John from pizza tower wtf

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Nvm don't worry guys I figured it out

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I fucking love this guy so much

He's giving me the biggest brainrot, like whenever I think of pikmin I think of him

He's also kinda...cute...so uh...

Oh yeah also how do these fucking things reproduce

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Bad luck

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MEGALON IS BACK BABY

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING BADASS

LOCKED AWAY FOR 50 YEARS

(not counting games)

GRAAAHHHHHHHHH

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Toxic Yaoi

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mental deficient :D

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I don't care what anyone tells me, I fucking love Louie and his dick attitude he's the greatest.

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Got dam I forgot posting was a thing I could do. So uhhhhhh pikmin 4 was really good ig

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I've been playing Tears of the Kingdom and then my friend sends me this I'm dying help

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Idk why I'm here uhhh hi I guess