gideonisntgraves
GIDEON GRAVES
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I didn't mean to make him a Funko pop
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gideonisntgraves · 5 months ago
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Do you like body horror? :)
Ive never seen any body horror other than....
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...ugh. its horrible.
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gideonisntgraves · 5 months ago
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Hello there, my plastic pal. You already know who I am, E. Nygma. I have a question for you.
What walks on 4 legs in the morning, two legs during the day, and 3 legs at night?
❔🧩 anon
...i dont.. know..? Why are you asking me this......
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gideonisntgraves · 5 months ago
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>:3 I like to bonk -Rot
Well I don't like being bonked.
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gideonisntgraves · 5 months ago
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*bonks with pool noodle then leaves*
-Rot
GAH! HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!
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gideonisntgraves · 6 months ago
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i’m sleepy.. *yawn..* - bandaid the sleepy little pigeon 🩹🪶
//he’s so correct, my pavitr funko pop is alive !!
DONT. NO.
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gideonisntgraves · 6 months ago
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because.. you know.. your a funko pop. *the little pigeon yawns* - bandaid 🩹🪶
FUNKO POPS ARE ALWAYS ALIVE! I'm just one who deals with other living beings more.
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gideonisntgraves · 6 months ago
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*she looks up, confused* your alive? - bandaid 🩹🪶
YES. What made you think i wasnt?!
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gideonisntgraves · 6 months ago
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*very soft chirping, she smelled like linen, so that’s a plus.* - bandaid 🩹🪶
OFFFFF..
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gideonisntgraves · 6 months ago
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*contented bird noises* - bandaid 🩹🪶
Get off of meee.. >:[
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gideonisntgraves · 6 months ago
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*lays my head on you, thinking you were not real* comfy headrest.. - bandaid 🩹🪶
This is.. im not a.. what... I leave my box and immediately get laid on. Why is this my life.
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gideonisntgraves · 6 months ago
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*lands next to you and chirps* - bandaid 🩹🪶
Wha- ...hello? What are you doing?
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gideonisntgraves · 7 months ago
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Hey, can you tell @askgmangraves that my love for my husband is totally valid and that I don't need a lobotomy???
-@gman777nogoose, Husband of Paracelsus
..who the fuck is paracelsus.. hold on.
*one google search later*
Your love is not valid and you need a lobotomy.
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gideonisntgraves · 7 months ago
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Butttt.. Nuh uh.
@gideonisntgraves hey
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gideonisntgraves · 7 months ago
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Becauseeeee... no? I already don't like the other Gideons why would I want to join forces with oneee
@gideonisntgraves hey
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gideonisntgraves · 7 months ago
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Hey heyyyy.. No.
@gideonisntgraves hey
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gideonisntgraves · 7 months ago
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What do you want.
@gideonisntgraves hey
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gideonisntgraves · 7 months ago
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I stole it from the US government
Ah yes, I do that often. Proceed to pay me.
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