gibson-girlboss
Tall Tales, Hearsay, and Absolute Lies
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I don't do drugs and I don't worship the devil. Irene, 28, She/Her. Trans. I block all blank/no pfp blogs.  
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gibson-girlboss · 6 hours ago
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While the Onion buying InfoWars is indeed extremely funny, very few of the posts I've seen commenting on the sale have mentioned that the families of the Sandy Hook victims apparently agreed to voluntarily reduce their lawsuit payout as part of a deal to ensure that the Onion would acquire InfoWars wholesale, rather than having the company broken up and auctioned off piecemeal, as the latter course could potentially have allowed some of those pieces to end up back in the hands of Alex Jones' cronies.
Like, yes, it is in fact very funny that InfoWars is now a wholly owned subsidiary of the Onion, but the real props go out to the Sandy Hook families who saw the opportunity and willingly gave up the additional millions of dollars that could have been realised by stripping InfoWars for parts in order to make that happen.
(EDIT: Fixed a sentence incorrectly suggesting that Clickhole is still affiliated with the Onion – it totally slipped my mind that they'd sold it back in 2020.)
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gibson-girlboss · 7 hours ago
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gibson-girlboss · 7 hours ago
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ROBOCOP (1987)
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gibson-girlboss · 8 hours ago
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gibson-girlboss · 9 hours ago
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Girls Night (Mal's 31st birthday, April 17 2078).
Ronnie's been back with the Mox for a bit now so she has enough sway to convince Suze to let them have the whole bar for the birthday party.
Ronnie invited Mal's old mentor from the Afterlife, Rogue. Meanwhile Anna invited Hanako, the Girls' main benefactor and supplier of jobs, via Mal (among other things).
Everything was surprisingly civil and nobody got hurt.
Front (l - r): Anna, Mal, Ronnie Back(l - r): Veil and V
w/ @gibson-girlboss's OCs, Anna and Valerie
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gibson-girlboss · 9 hours ago
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If you're having a bad day, just remember that it's going to be winter soon and imagine what will happen to all the Cybertrucks ❤️
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gibson-girlboss · 10 hours ago
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Holy fucking shit of all the possibilities I did not see that one coming.
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gibson-girlboss · 10 hours ago
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Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi
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gibson-girlboss · 10 hours ago
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oh to be a polar bear living in abandoned soviet weather station
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gibson-girlboss · 13 hours ago
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Some road that goes somewhere, Kimmo Ojaniemi
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gibson-girlboss · 13 hours ago
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North American B-25 coming out of final assembly to join others in outdoor assembly
(Alfred Palmer. 1942)
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gibson-girlboss · 15 hours ago
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I need an evil wife
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gibson-girlboss · 15 hours ago
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I love hotel breakfasts. You have shambling zombies who've managed to scrape together half a braincell, the morning people who've already done their yoga, and the most elegantly put together women you've ever seen, all staring with the same vague confusion at the unholy selection of food on offer.
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gibson-girlboss · 15 hours ago
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yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i don’t think that says anything about me
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gibson-girlboss · 15 hours ago
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YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?
NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T
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gibson-girlboss · 15 hours ago
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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gibson-girlboss · 1 day ago
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Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today
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