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⚝ Hi! Am I (Rust, Eight) The Asshole For Creating A Reality In Which All My Best Friends And One Of My Quadmates Are *Wrong?* ⚝

⚝ I’m Starting This Off By Saying That Yes, I Am The Asshole! I Just Need To Convince My Moirail (Olive, Eight) That I Am. She’s Far T00 G00d For Me, You Know? ⚝

⚝ Anyways. I And Some Other Trolls Have Been Trapped On An Island Together For Some Time Now! It Really Sucks. Totally Not “Sigma,” As They Say! Two Of Them, My Moirail And My Friend (Gold, Eight), Were My Friends From Before This! The Rest I Met/Got To Know On The Island. The Ones That Are Important To This Are My Moirail, My Friend, And My Best Friend (Teal, Eight), As Well As My Dead Ex-Best Friend Who’s Ghost Haunts Me Even Though I Thought She Was Just A Hallucination Until Recently (Cerulean) And My (Now Ex) Matesprit (Purple, Eight). ⚝

⚝ If You Have Ever Seen Troll Coraline, That’s What The Hallucination Was Akin To, Except I Didn’t Know I Was In It, And I Had To Kill The Versions Of My Friends To Get Out. Also My Matesprit And Most Of The Other People On The Island Didn’t Exist, And I Was Flush With My Gold Friend, And My Ex-Best Friend Never Died. ⚝

⚝ Anyways, I Am A Bad Person Morally For Having This Hallucination During The Coma I Was In, And I Need My Moirail To Recognize That. ⚝

⚝ Also Gold Has Told Me That I Remind Hym Of Hyr Wrigglerh00d Friend Who She Had A Pale Situationship With, And At One Point I Accidentally Called Hym My Cerulean Dead Best Friend’s Name ⚝

⚝ So Aita? (Yes) ⚝

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DO IT. It would be funny (o:

gold hatefriend here again with some extra context im pretty sure olive clown is crushing on the purple but i cant tell if its flush or pitch. i think shes a smearer. should i cull her or will that just start a bad chain of murders

HOLY FUCK TH^TS EVEN BETTER. CULLING HER SOUNDS LIKE ITD ST^RT ^ RE^LLY FUNNY REVENGE CYCLE. DO IT ^ND REPORT B^CK

OR DONT. PROB^BLY DONT.

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hi || there

i (teal, 8) have a friend slash makeout buddy (rust, 8) || who i have a complicated relationship with. we met up recently and i goaded him into || attacking me as a vector for my own frustration. i was patched up || all fine afterwards and she got me to do the same. i am a shitty fucking troll and i got him to hurt me || so i would face appropriate consequences for that.

but apparently || this was kind of an asshole move. i || dunno.

ai || ta?

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Great fuxking Fazhion Advixe love to Zee it

< hi!!!! 4o you have any ~hot tips~ for dressing flush this season???? 3<

Absolutely. Although the Ruddy Sunset is behind us this sweep, there's no reason to stop dressing to impress for your prospective matesprit.

And luckily I'm here to help all you shitheads who can't dress yourself.

As you might know, we're currently in second summer, meaning most everything you're going to wear is going to have to be carefully thought out to make sure you can avoid heatstroke. Luckily, it's still possible to look hot in hot weather.

There are plenty of red summer fruits to theme outfits around-- multiple berries and melons fall under this umbrella, and fruit is often used in correlation to flushcrushes because of it's bright budding and sweet juices you can sink your teeth into. Wearing and serving red summer fruits is a great way to make an outfit unmistakably flushed.

If you'd like to go for a stereotypical sweet look, cute red earrings are always a go-to. Lipgloss is also good, and any sort of strong, red makeup look is a flush calling card.

Dresses, skirts, tank tops and shorts that allow you to breathe in the heat but still look classy are always a good call. Things with ruffles can make you look cute but sophisticated, or if you're going for a slightly more casual look, billowy shirts are a good way to mitigate the heat.

Here's a good place to find more flush outfit ideas for the season. Hopefully, you idiots can learn how to dress presentably now.

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Tell me about It later Or ill Xull you or somethin

Y^LL THIS P^RTY IM ^T RN IS CR^ZYYYY

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Cry or zomething

MOST EXH^USTING NIGHT ^ND D^Y OF MY FUCKING LIFE. HEY KIDS REMEMBER, ITS FUN IN ROMCOMS WHEN THE PROT^GONIST RUNS DR^M^TIC^LLY THROUGH THE SUN TO MEET THEIR P^LE PITY INTEREST, BUT IT FUCKING SUCKS ^ND HURTS IN RE^L LIFE DO NOT ^TTEMPT IT ^T HOME

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(O: dude THIZ IZ ZO FUXKING fun??? Why did i keep Myzelf cooped UP Zo LONG

[image attached of a HAMMER covered in COLORED LIQUID]

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(o:

CLOWNS ^RE SO FUCKING WEIRD M^N . ONE MINUTE WE ^RE CHILLING ^ND ITS FINE ^ND THE NEXT HES BEING CRYPTIC ^S FUCK . WHYYYY HAS THE EMPRESS CURSED ME IN THIS W^Y

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Zhut up Man i like What i like alzo no One Xarez

I Dont give a flying fuxk what Anyone zayz Frozting iz a inxredible Dinner Ezpexially when itz Pink.

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Uzed my teeeth Man (o:

I Dont give a flying fuxk what Anyone zayz Frozting iz a inxredible Dinner Ezpexially when itz Pink.

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I Dont give a flying fuxk what Anyone zayz Frozting iz a inxredible Dinner Ezpexially when itz Pink.

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@aita-alternia you ZUCK dude i finally gave in and downloaded this ztupid applixation zo u would zhut up

Thiz iz for u <3

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@aita-alternia you ZUCK dude i finally gave in and downloaded this ztupid applixation zo u would zhut up

Thiz iz for u <3