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"Warlords would take over!" even if they did don't pretend you wouldn't love that shit. Three days max and you'd have a sign out in front of your house saying 'WARLORD AIDAN, BLESSED BY GOD'. You'd be lecturing your friends how you can't believe anyone would rather have Warlord Jerome, what with his weak stance of wanting to only loot and pillage the nearby settlements once a month instead of once a week.

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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

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M E R R Y  C H R I S T M A S 

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"From each according to his ability, to each according to his need!" - The least able, neediest motherfucker you have ever met

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$10 says this will be used as a false flag to garner support for universalized healthcare.

"Private health insurance companies should have no right to use an algorithm to deny people coverage. That right should only belong to the government"- esque manifesto dropping when the shooter is in custody right before Trump's inauguration.

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i think about this tweet a lot

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There needs to be more true crime content where the presenter just mocks and insults the murderer for being a pathetic loser. Take the dark antisocial mystique out of it

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Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

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Dude it must be so fucked up to be a smart breed of dog and meet other dogs and theyre all legit stupid animals without souls and your're aware of this but youre also both dogs and youre both stupid animals without souls

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Anyone who would argue that while they fully support politely asking the government for their rights back, but that until then we must strictly adhere to every law that restricts our rights, has been domesticated by the state to such an extent that they can no longer be considered a human being, but merely a form of livestock that knows how to type.

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Reminder that at no point in my career in customer service have I ever, ever interacted with a customer and said "I would trust this person to vote in my best interest" afterwards

The overwhelming majority of people are selfish, simple, surly, shortsighted, savage, stupid, soulless little beasts, and they are empirically worse in mobs than they are individually

It is profoundly insane to believe such creatures would treat the power and violence of government with anything less than whips and cudgels against anyone even slightly opposed to them regardless of the reasoning

Fuck your democracy, I pray every day it burns to the ground so I may piss on the ashes.

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how fucking arrogant can you be to think any eugenics program could ever weed out “fascist genetics”. even if the “dark triad” was a reliable precursor to fascist ideology and even if “dark triad traits” could be reliably linked to genotype (they aren’t and they can’t be), how fucking far to jupiter are you if you think you can remove it from a population of seven billion, let alone in some “anarchist” manner? how do you programmatically sterilize anyone in an “anarchist” manner?

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The way a government gets started and the lure with which it maintains itself is giving people the opportunity to outsource responsibilities that should be their own to a centralized authority. It starts with outsourcing "small" things like roads and defense, and it always ends with outsourcing thinking and believing.

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The cathedral doesn't give two fucks about you.

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PSA:

As it becomes increasingly clear that Kamala Harris will be the Democratic candidate for President, we will no doubt be deluged with a new type of psyop known as information. Examples of information may include:

Her policy positions

Quotations she said and the context in which she said them

The impact of her decisions on other people's lives

Stay vigilant! Remember that if the information has not been properly vetted by the Harris campaign, it is not Official Propaganda and is not to be trusted!