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Care for Magical Creatures Professor Sirius who promises to bring a dangerous, bloodthirsty, XXXXX-rated beast next lesson and then when the students walk in the classroom there is just some guy, wearing the ugliest sweater known to man, sitting so close he's nearly on their professor's lap

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guys oh my god they invented a thing called friends. and they love you and want to talk to you and be around you. has anyone heard of this

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man this piece of media i like that's bad and sucks would be so cool and awesome if it wasnt bad and didnt suck. unfortunately,

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Tumblr isn’t social media, it’s a habit. Like smoking. We’re all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

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anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr

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don’t let marauders fans find out there’s a canonized catholic saint called Saint Regulus and he died at sea

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anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

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oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

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this is wild

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i think ive got a blood pressure problem i dont think ur spozed to hear blood pumping in your pillow

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the alchemy

Creator: @ghst-boys Prompt #: 93 Ship(s): James/Regulus, James/Narcissa, Past James/Lily, Minor Pandora/Lily Rating: T Wordcount: 4,119 Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Tags: Modern AU, Celebrity AU, Muggle AU, American AU, Homophobia, Infidelity, Fake dating, Musician James Potter, Model Regulus Black

Summary: James Potter is one of the biggest pop stars in the world, and he has what appears to be the perfect relationship with Lily Evans. But what if things are not all they appear to be?

Read on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57723229/chapters/146903611

The Strutting Slut Fest is a prompt-based fest run by The Strutting Stag pairing James Potter with at least two characters.

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it's so rude when I create problems in fics, and then suddenly it's my problem because I'm the one who has to solve them

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"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute