It's me, your friendly neighborhood NPC Alistair. Check "trash draws" tag for art stuff
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i dont want a "career" i should be someone's loyal and gay dog
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have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying
#FUCK YOU IF YOU ARE AN UNSAFE DRIVER#I DONT WANNA SHARE THE ROAD WITH THESE ASSHOLES BUT I HAVE NO CHOICE
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Finding out that traffic laws are utter BULLSHIT and that even if you are obeying traffic lights, it doesn't fcking matter if you don't have a dash cam because they just assume left turning people are in the wrong! Even if you had a solid green arrow, they can still fault you. Amazing.
Forced to live in a car dependent area, a car dependant country, with shitty ass roads and shitty ass cars. I didn't WANT to drive, I hate driving!! But I can't survive without it!! Utter bullshit.
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It's wild how you can go through something incredibly traumatic and almost die, but then half the people you're close to won't even say anything past a "are you ok? That sucks". Some people didn't even say anything about it. I very well could have died. It's just wild to think about. I'm not holding grudges, but it's just sad that life is so exhausting and isolating.
#trash speaks#rant#car accident mention#i feel like im piloting my body from somewhere else#nothing feels important anymore but everything is ringing in my ears that things need to get done#im terrified that something is going to happen#but the terror is slow and creeping#i dont think anything can fix it#but i know its supposed to get better#sorry to get deep and personal#i just need to put my thoughts somewhere
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WHEN I DIE I MAY NOT GO TO HEAVEN I DON'T KNOW IF THEY LET COWBOYS IN
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What's worse than getting into a car accident? The many long horrible phone calls every day at 10am with insurance companies. Misery.
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Also they charged me $90 DOLLARS TO CHECK MY BLOOD PRESSURE?? Hate this
I can't wrap my head around today. Worst day of my life. Got into a car accident today and I'm in so much pain. I keep imagining cars slamming into me and flinching while In the car. I injured my dominant hand so I can't even draw today to do my homework. The car is totaled and my legs are in so much pain. And I just have to get over it and deal with all this paperwork and figure out how to commute to work. I just wanna lay down. I don't want to leave my house anymore man
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I can't wrap my head around today. Worst day of my life. Got into a car accident today and I'm in so much pain. I keep imagining cars slamming into me and flinching while In the car. I injured my dominant hand so I can't even draw today to do my homework. The car is totaled and my legs are in so much pain. And I just have to get over it and deal with all this paperwork and figure out how to commute to work. I just wanna lay down. I don't want to leave my house anymore man
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I can’t get over how funny this is
Our cat Scar always wants to be around my boyfriend when he’s doing his school work & I look over and see this 😂
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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
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brother and i had a convo about "who in dunmeshi would 'oh you sweet summer child,' chilchuck" and
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HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON SKILL. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL
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An offering to the Gods. ..no I am not procrastinating anything...
oh my god. hes a fucking potato
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