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sorry i didn't respond im losing my fucking mind
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not that I want to be a god or a hero. just to change into a tree, grow for ages, not hurt anyone. ― czesław miłosz
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u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something
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working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine
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It’s cute to think that Geralt of Rivia, the butcher of Blaviken, monster hunter extraordinaire was attempting to catch a djinn so he could ask to have a nap.
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Any minor inconvenience in my life: happens
Me and my sensitive ass:
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normalize not making sense. I’ve never had one (1) coherent thought in my life. fantastic.
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