ghoul-wizard
ghoul-wizard
Welcome to the blood swamps babe
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icon by @decaffynated, edited by @gengarghast. Adult. 🔞No Minors🔞. wizards, horror, unreality, bugs, spells, ghouls. I don't tag often. They/Them. Call me Ghoul.
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ghoul-wizard · 13 minutes ago
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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.
He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D
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ghoul-wizard · 30 minutes ago
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ghoul-wizard · 31 minutes ago
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ghoul-wizard · 35 minutes ago
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overprotective sister
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ghoul-wizard · 37 minutes ago
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Bird of paradise by Conrad Gessner (ca. 1551). Because they’d seen only their skins, with wings + legs removed, C16th European naturalists thought them angelic beings, unable to land, effortlessly suspended by their haloes of plumes: https://publicdomainreview.org/essay/fallen-angels-birds-of-paradise-in-early-modern-europe
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ghoul-wizard · 39 minutes ago
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me (user since 2010) everytime this site is in a 50/50 situation of being nuked every 3 years
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ghoul-wizard · 39 minutes ago
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Dracula Magazine #8 , New English Library 1971.
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ghoul-wizard · 1 hour ago
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emo nite
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ghoul-wizard · 2 hours ago
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Messiah wood and figurine 2018
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ghoul-wizard · 2 hours ago
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Minor Spoilers for Monster Hunter Wilds:
Since Nata becomes a hunter in training at the end of the low rank story in Wilds I can't help but imagine him going through a ton of utterly absurd training exercises to prepare him for being a hunter.
Picturing the poor kid having to run laps with a greatsword strapped to his back, speed eating large launches of meat before doing heavy exercise, firing a bow gun and getting knocked over by the kick back. Deciding to try dual blades since they're lighter than a greatsword and being shocked at how heavy they are. Trying out insect glaive and getting bitten by the kinsect cause they take a while to imprint. Then he tries to do the pole vault jump and keeps fucking it up.
All the while the Hunter is standing by supervising like:
"you better pick it up, a Tigrex would have caught you by now at this pace"
"yknow fun fact the heaviest weapon the guild authorizes is actually the Lance, between it and the shield and you're usually hauling twice your body weight. People think it's the greatsword but they're wrong."
"Remember Nata, it's a hunter's duty to kill when necessary, but luckily we never face any real ethical quandries about that because A) we never kill humans and B) we only kill when our handlers tell us it's ok."
"You gotta start bulking up if you want to build the kind of muscle you'll need for hunting. My approach when I was your age was just to chug honey straight up."
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ghoul-wizard · 2 hours ago
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ghoul-wizard · 2 hours ago
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Purple River 5x7" Oil on linen panel
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ghoul-wizard · 2 hours ago
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Reblog for greater sample size.
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ghoul-wizard · 2 hours ago
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It's me with another round of "I forgot Tumblr existed"
Here's some more tzeentchian witch doodles
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ghoul-wizard · 2 hours ago
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Masons hard at work
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ghoul-wizard · 2 hours ago
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companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.
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