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I gotta get back into the school system

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I would say closer to 99.5% of women don’t like him but the point still stands.

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Breaking bad was actually only about the evils of the American health care system for 2-3 episodes max and after that it was about how a man will be so evil he’d rather start a meth empire and kill people and enact torture on his wife/son stand-in than accept help from someone who offered to give him a job with full healthcare

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Illinois released all of the rejected applicants for the new state flag design contest, and I love so many of these that I have to share them lol.

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the american psyche is such that people will happily spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars on cameras and smart doorbells and alarm systems for the incredibly unlikely event of a home invasion, but like wont wear a mask because we can't live in fear

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do you feel like you’re from the state or area you were born in?

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had a dream I went to a hozier concert and mr. hozier stopped singing and pointed to me in the crowd and asked me to go get him some extra crispy tofu and a blueberry shake for after the show and then the crowd passed his debit card to me and when I got it I could see his real legal name was Horace Bob-omb

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as far as i’m concerned all pussy is clown pussy

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do girls eat hot dogs to or is it a boy food only

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still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

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Quite possibly the funniest movie you could ever try to compare the bear fx to

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The reason i hate liberals so fucking much is because they say things like "trump is worse than bush" and actually mean it. They're willfully whitewashing W because in comparison, trump is crass and annoying to bush having a bit more decorum (though not much). Forget the fact that bush oversaw and encouraged one of the most oppressive times against Muslims in the US, murdered millions of people in Afghanistan and Iraq, created the patriot act, and set up the foundations of decades worth of terrible foreign and domestic policy. And this is from someone who hates trump and is dreading the next 4 years of a trump presidency. You do not need to commend bush for literally anything ever in your life, much less say "he looks smart in comparison" as some sort of gotcha or whatever.

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Don't be jealous of me just because I'm reading The Hunchback of Notre Dame on the Nintendo 3DS please.

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this one gets to breach containment me thinks

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