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”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now
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starting tomorrow i will be a real person in this world
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Bigfoots gay nephew and a mad scientist who just figured out the Frankenstein doesn’t have to be finished for him to fuck it
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i'm sorry i don't know the source of this because it was posted on reddit without credit but i'm obsessed with this
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what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade
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tha angel on my shoulder: instead of smoking bowl number 10 and and eating another sandwich what if you practice restraint for the sake of your own personal soul development
the devil: it requires willpower to pack the 10th bowl and make the second sandwich, some would say it takes an artist actually
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fuuuuuck these toys got me tweakin im so fucking high from playing toys yall yo u ever play with touys???? fuckkkkkk im doing cars and playing blocks rn
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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”
me as soon as im home:
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i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared
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