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God shouldn't had rested on the seventh day, it should had imploded all the rocks into dust for all the grindset guys
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i cant stand music boxes. they remind me of my own black hole whose gravitational pull gets stronger every time i bend my back
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peanuts are not nuts. they are fake nuts. they grow on the ground not on trees. then why are they considerd nuts???? even testicles being considered nuts would make more sense BC THEY DONT GROW ON THE SOIL!!
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i scroll /pol to get the same side effect as smoking one pack of cigarettes: losing 28 minutes of life expectancy
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the real question is:
how do creationists explain the existence of Tumblr??
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MYYYYYY HEEEEEEEAD HUUUUUUUUUURTSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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i have one classmate that keeps doodling dicks on his notebook... he says that Is how you solve trigonometry problems.... I hate it here
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don't assume the dick's gender they can't afford bottom surgery
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if you are not sure if you are alive, just pull some ergo sum shit and check if you are by any chance breathing, just to make sure
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i am so salty that i didn't need to turn away to contemplate sin
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i oughta know when that Darwin bitch said that the kiss is an instinctive thing, a product of natural evolution. bc i hate that such thing is the paradigm of relationships
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i suppport sissynormativity, since being one is a human fagulty
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my life is a fuck. liver in a meltdown. geiger counter goes frantically. eager kidney gets clogged. mitosis in full remission. blood cells run away from the network. pain receptors get abolished. disrupted cyst invades the perineum. carotid artery unplugged. transmission lost.
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Waiting for your crush’s notification is a cause for a gap between my synapses. Bc i can’t compute the situation in which time is lost and it is not recovered because of the agonizing feeling that is caused by the crush that is withholding their manifestation of life, accidently or purposefully, that ultimately will resolve the person’s sense of longing, to then repeating this cycle a bit afterwards.
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In the fucking unholy year of 2022, we are served crabs here on this hellsite cos we deserve something as much bourgeouis looking as the people buying the blue checkmark on the actual hellsite
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