ghostbird-7
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mr spock if he was very miserable (cold) early in the morning waiting for a train,,,,
(because someone told me to put a beanie on him!)
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do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles
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#delightful#also I hadn’t realized how much of that monologue I remembered#apparently all of it#the space that doe eyed Colin firth takes up in my mind has surely destroyed my knowledge of things of lesser importance
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American spy movies: if Ethan Hunt just believes in himself and believes in his friends, there's nothing he and the power of cutting edge technology can't do! :D
British spy movies: what if the past is a poison and the future is a grave
#very funny because in mi8 the past is absolutely going to be a poison#and the future will 100% be a grave
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alright friends. you have to rename yourself using the NATO phonetic alphabet. which one are you choosing?
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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
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Oh god gifts… the holiday season has become to loom it’s dark shroud
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"That was beneath me" is such a delightfully funny way to apologise. Like yeah I did something shitty that I regret doing, and I'm ready to admit to both of those points, but you're shitting squirrels if you think I'm going to get off my moral high horse to do that.
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stories is an animal. theyve got bones and meat and connective tissue. they bleed when u bite them. u bleed when they bite you
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I've worked a few tough crowds myself over the years. In politics? In panto.
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we make fun of thorin getting lost in the shire but you know the nazgul also had to keep asking for directions to find bag end so maybe hobbits’ city planning is just wack
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Tom Cruise on Jimmy Kimmel, February 24th 2023
#see now why would you give him that idea#mi8 has no other characters no plot it’s just him fighting for his life over a volcano mid eruption#look what you’ve done
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