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"I don't want to put my mouth where a dick has been"
Tell me you've got the most fragile masculinity without telling me so.
I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been
Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real
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oh someone at the guardian has lost the will to live
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My girlfriend told me she’s slept with guys before me. Were lesbian. What should I do? I donno why but it makes me feel gross
Ohhh fuck man. You gotta break up with her! She deserves better than you
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she's not gonna win because the odds were rigged from minute one.
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they're called "red states" because that's the primary color of DOOM and they're full of demons that need to be slain
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Megan talking about the reaction to W.A.P in her documentary
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Lmao at this lesbian cable worker who said this right in front of Dick Cheney when fixing his internet. What a hero.
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people: *scared of the impact of AI*
meanwhile my AI keyboard: *can't even realize when i'm trying to fix a typo and constantly recommends the typo again*
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can someone with actually good aim just try for the third time, which is usually a charm???
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removing features that have been a thing for decades but at the same time not fixing decade old security vulnerabilities is a kind of stance i didn't think i'd ever see
thats it im radicalized
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let's say it like this:
if you vote for her, he'll be in prison
if you vote for him, she'll be in the graveyard
but still, it's gonna be a close call. i will never understand murica.
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100% removed it because they were too lazy to maintain it.
thats it im radicalized
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The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”
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