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the real world is hell for bugs

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its a fucking nightmare but we gotta handle it because there is no alternative. gripping my desk with all my strength telling myself to remember that i saw a flying squirrel for the first time yesterday. think dammit think. cmon cmon there's ducks out there. get it together. touch a rat or something

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

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FROM THIS

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some of you could learn a thing or two from the giant rat that makes all of da rules

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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

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Explain how Subnautica is like Outer Wilds in exactly 10 words.

Walk Into Alien Room And Say "Oh My Fucking God"

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i would be a kittypet all the way in the warrior cats universe. if i heard a bunch of guys were in the woods killing each other for survival and they think i'm the lame one for getting mediocre banquets i would be like you guys are stupidd and then when the thunderclan medicine cat comes by my fenced lot to pick yarrow i would be like what are doing and shes like medicine so my clanmates don't die and i'm like wow you guys really have it that rough. and she keeps encountering me and one day i'm like why don't you come inside there's plenty of kibble and she averts her eyes shyly and is like ...no that would be against starclan and i'd go To have a little kibble? and she's like You know what i mean. and i do. 5 moons later she is getting adopted by my people and visions of her ancestors still haunt her and she is from time to time like Did I do the right thing...? how could i be so selfish...? and i'm like my toy mouse squeaks

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back in the heyday of mlp fandom there was one specific guy that commissioned insane amounts of self insert shipping art with pinkie pie. when the finale and confirmed pinkie fucked weird al instead he got a comic of his oc watching longingly at them like walking through the park with their kid and just solemnly accepting it and it was the funniest shit to me. he took it so seriously it was like a genuine breakup

THIS IS SO FUNNY HE GOT CUCKED BY WEIRD AL

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literally zero motivation for the last few days to talk to anybody or do anything besides go to work (evil necessity) and lay in bed (blessed safety)

whence comes this affliction? simply one of life's little mysteries to bother and befuddle

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This captures something I don't think I'll ever be able to put in to words.

Oh how I love shaun tan.

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oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈

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Pig #1: *Wakes up*

Pig #2: Hey, you're finally up... I have an idea

Pig #3: Let's run around Mama

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grilled cheese sandwich is a prey animal

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a second bumblebee has hit the flowers

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(guy who shall say voice) i shan’t say

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Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.