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sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you
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the writer's poorly disguised fetish<<<<the singer's blatantly stated kink
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The purpose of life is to touch your partner's tummy. everything else is just bourgeois moralism.
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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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basically my opinion on many many things is “you should be allowed to do that and i should be allowed to be uncomfortable with it and the government and law should not be involved in this whatsoever”
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looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame
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one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude
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i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery
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It may as well be 2027 at this point like I don't care anymore
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if we could temporarily kill each other violently it would solve a lot of problems imo. and be the new sex
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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients
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Ohhhhh my god you're fighting in the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty python and the holy grail's black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie, robocop, the terminator, captain kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, superman and every single power ranger, bill s preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the rock, doc oc and hulk hogan?
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