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A lot of people were asking for the pitbull version of this post, so here you go
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entourage: giant whitespotted wedgefish, school of juvenile golden trevally, several cobia, & possibly a sharksucker or two (jakemasondiving)
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they broke out the gym class parachute tent in the death grips pit
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I love my fath– I’m so big what the fuck. So naturally I chab-, challenged his murderer to a 𝒹𝓊𝑒𝓁. I failed. The six-fingered man left me alive! …but he gave me these. How old were you? Ffive years old. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of ᶠʳᵉⁿᶜʰ… Fencing. So the next time we beet, I-I will not fall… fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say! 𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸. My name is Indigo MontoyyyyyyA….?? You k- you killed my father. Prepare to die, heh.
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mclaren: we were supposed to get pole wtf redbull: can we just run four vcarbs instead? mercedes: lord what happened ferrari: ferrari
ollie bearman subplot:
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big fan of when youtubers break out the corkboard and string. thats when you know youre in for an insanely pointless breakdown of a media you're only tangentially familiar with.
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If you missed practice, don't worry, so did the drivers. 40 minutes of the session was red flagged, first for 2 crashes and then the track spontaneously combusted in a biblical blaze for no reason like the old testament warned me about


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they match each other’s freak to a degree that is dangerous to the public
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Don’t mind me just shooting green aura into your eyes as you read this auaaauhuaaaaaaaaaaauauauuauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauaaaauaauuuuuuuuuuuuuauuuuuuuauauauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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last night I had a dream that I overfed my pet shrimps and they all got comically fat. they looked like this:

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at Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville rn and i’m wondering why more musicians don’t have their own restaurants. i would eat at Trent Reznor’s Tavern of Terror
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