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This is peak

Mabel rage baits bill

Thats it thats the entire fic

Based off an idea my friends gave me, yoohooooo! X3

Mabel was just chilling in bills basement with the rest of the gang and she was bored as ever, all of the girls were hanging out with their boyfriends and doing their own thing… except for mabel and bill who were staying as far apart from each other despite the fact they were also supposed to be an “item”

Mabel stared at bill before getting a mischievous idea, she grinned and walked over him and said “hey bill” bill instantly tensed up and glared and barked “what? What do you want?!”

Mabel sat down next to him and simply stated like fact “lucy heartfilia is hotter then emma frost” bill instantly got red in the face and screamed like she just burned him with an iron “YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE DYKE MOUTH!!!!”

Everyones head snapped towards the “couple” in confusion before realizing what was happening, the boys rolled their eyes and grumbled at bill falling for obvious rage bait (as if they wouldn’t do the same thing) and the girls were holding back their own giggles at how pissed off bill was getting just from one sentence.

“Emma frost is 1000 times hotter and stronger then that key wielding skank!!!” Bill shouted at mabel who was just smirking and trying to hold off any laughter as she said “nah, lucys hotter and would beat emma frost easy”

Bill was seething and was shaking with rage “EMMA FROST COULD LITERALLY BEAT THAT BITCH TO A BLOODY PULP!!! SHE COULD JUST MIND CONTROL LUCY OR WHATEVER WEAK ASS CELESTIAL SPIRIT SHE HAS OUT AND WIN INSTANTLY YOU FUCKING TWAT!!!!!” mabel looked like she considered his words deeply (which she didn’t, they went through one ear and out the other) before saying “hmmm… nah, lucy would win.”

Bill looked like he was about to pop a blood vessel before he took a deep breath and tried to calm down “alright, if your so sure lucy would win why don’t you explain WHY she would win?” Mabel laughed a little and said “she’d win because she would win, my source? Trust me bro I’m literally hiro mashima in disguise”

At this point the weeb club was barely holding back their giggling as they watched mabel enraging this already constantly raging nerd, bill has one more trick up his sleeve how ever as he shouted “AT LEAST EMMA FROST DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A 16 YEAR OLD!!!” this got mabels attention and she almost argued back before she thought for a moment and sighed “yeah… you’ve got a point there… i guess lucy isn’t as hot as emma frost…”

Bill breathed a sigh of relief and annoyance before muttering “finally you gain some common fucking sense…”

“But erza Scarlet is DEFINITELY without a DOUBT hotter, stronger and better then emma frost” is the last thing mabel would say before a fist flew directly to her face and knocked her to the floor before the two began to have an epic fight that would make put toddlers fighting over whos the best ninja turtle to shame.

By the end of it taylor had to pull the two apart from each other by the backs of their shirts like scruffing fighting cats, they didn’t regret a single thing and will do it again in the future.

The end

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YAY ANOTHER FIC BECAUSE I'M INSPIRED BY ONE OF MY COOLEST FRIEND?!!

Comforting the boys while they’re vulnerable ˃̶͈◡˂̶͈(a little angsty for both bill and Pete's)

Joshua (Josh) Levy

It would be like any other day except Josh isn't his normal mad self? He's isolating all alone.? Since you are super close to him it's weird he's not talking to you much at all. I mean normally he would talk your ear off about star trek or star wars but he's not

On Josh's side he's been feeling down insecure if you will, the guys have been making more fat jokes recently it's took it's toll now.. He glances at mirrors and sees himself and he wants to recoil back in disgust he thinks "how could anyone love me, how can you love me.."

If there is not a club meeting he would probably be home and would just be in his room but because you know something is up you obviously come over to check on Josh

Once you get to his room he's in bed looking at the ceiling his glasses are off and he is zoned out.

"Josh?" he would then snap out of his zoned out state "oh what are you doing here..?" he has this sad expression on his face almost like a puppy who's been kicked.

"I just wanted to see how you are doing.. You have been acting a bit off?" he would stare at you thinking that maybe you would understand some how..

He would sit up on his bed and just started talking about how fat and ugly he is, how nobody is going to love him (you) that he will be all alone forever

And you just stare at him while you walk over to his bed and sit down next to him.. You look at him and tell him that he is one of the handsomest boys you have ever met

He will start to tell you how wrong that is, and to stop lying to his face. But your not lying he is handsome

So you double down you grab his face and look at him in the eyes "YOU ARE SO HANDSOME!!!" and you kinda scream that at him then you just keep telling him compliments so he's to flustered to say anything bad about himself (give him a smooch and he will shut up faster trust.!)

Jerome (jerry) stokes

(I feel like he'd be more emotional (or when alone at least) so he would probably get overwhelmed with his feelings and cry a bit)

This group meeting wasn't how it would normally be Josh had gotten in trouble so he couldn't make it and since he wasn't there bill and Pete would have to make fun of someone else.

Jerry just happens to be the next one on the list

Although he is used to insults being thrown around it's not often it's ever just him, although he usually got made fun of because of his (bright ass) eyes since they are such a light blue

Bill, Pete, and Josh when he's there.

Will make fun of him saying it's creepy so he tends to keep his eyes closed for that reason (hc from my friend!)

And since Josh is grounded for a while, Jerry is the target, and it has took it's toll

But with you in the picture, y'all were going to hangout after one of the meetings but he forgets all about it so he's in his room.

Once you come into his room he's a bit of a sobbing mess he doesn't even realize you came into his room "jer?" he would look up in shock and try to wipe his face of the tears and boogers

"W-what are you doing here..!?" he'd screach mostly because just like the other boys he wants to be masculine (he ain't)

"We were supposed to watch spirited away?" you go over to sit next to him. You then ask him why he's crying 

He would say something stupid like "what.." wipes more tears away "I'm not crying.." (like bro it's real obviously)

You obviously know he is so you go to ask what's wrong and he startes saying how Josh isn't there and they have been making fun of him every single meeting

But it's kind of confusing (like my writing) he says it in between sobs. He then brings up his eyes and how 'creepy' they are.

"Jerry. Your eyes are not creepy they are adorable."

"Really.." (then bam flashbang he's looking at you with his blue ass eyes)

After that conversation just watch some studio Ghibli with him to cheer him up (while you plan murder ◡̈ෆ)

Peter (Pete) Dinunzio

(K little headcanon for this to make sense Pete sometimes feels incredible guilt for being the way he is in a sense. He feels like he is being his father or brothers) 

YEAH HORROR MOVIE MARATHON WITH PETE.. But wait why is Pete zoning out so much? You thought he loves horror movies.

Pete on the other hand is severely disgusted with how he’s thinking.. It's been a while since he's felt like this

Usually he is his freaky self talking about how hot the final girl is with blood on their cut up body..

But he is just thinking of how gross he is for thinking like his father and brothers

You being right there next to him notice the obviously change in demeanor..

He's stopped talking all together and is staring at the wall above his tv

It's almost scary seeing him this quiet.. So you tap his shoulder and he jumps "aye what is it doll..!"

He was a bit disturbed from his own thoughts so there was a bit of his sentence that seemed to have trouble getting out of his throat

"I was just wondering if you were okay? You have been a bit quiet?" he would kinda just have a straight line kind of face

Probably wouldn't know what to exactly say. Would mess up his words "it's n-nothing don't fuckin' worry bout it."

He doesn't mean to be rude but he's not good with his feelings so he thinks dudes can't feel anything (cough, horrible parents, cough) 

"Pete I know something is up just tell me.."

He would start speaking but nothing would come out till he'd finally break. "It's just that I don't wanna be like my father."

He would then talk about how disgusting he feels when he's saying all the shit he usually does but he just can't help it..

You would then comfort him of course telling him that "It will be okay Pete I promise you that will not happen. I'll make sure of it!" and you'd hug him

But deep down you know he will never change.. And he knows it too. But he holds on to you as if that will change his fate, as if it was ever that easy. (Sorry)

William (Bill) Dickey

(YAY HELP FROM MY FRIEND ONCE MORE cuz I am dumb)

It's the aftermath of a meeting (well a meeting gone wrong) the group had fought once more and it was the END OF THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB.

You are still at Bill's house though you guys are pretty close but Bill is still an ass to you (together or not whatever you want)

You noticed how Bill bosses everyone around in the group and trys to with you too.. And it kinda pisses you off

But you want to find out why he does it and you will so you question him. "Bill why do you have such a big ego."

He looks at you like you just stole the last rare figure in the comic book store "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!"

"Sorry sorry.. Let me rephrase that. Why do you boss everyone around like your the leader."

He's caught off guard you almost see emotion in his eyes but as fast as you see it, it's gone

"I am the leader, I don't understand what your even talking about."

He's getting frustrated with your dumb question. He has to be in control.

"Bill I just want to know why you want to be in control."

His eyes drop to the floor he doesnt know what exactly to do in this situation does he tell you.. Can he trust you with this.?

"It's... It's because I need to be.!"

With him putting emphasis on the word 'I' you felt even more confused

Bill then gives up on hiding it, he spills his guts about how he feels the need to be in control after his parent divorce

How when he was younger he felt like he couldn't do anything to stop it from happening he feels his eyes start to fill up with tears and he rubs it away

you can try to comfort him but that might make him feel more weak and he would say something like "Don't fucking touch me bitch!"

After he calms down you would try to distract but just hanging out on his (shitty ass) couch and tell him that it's going to be alright.

But just like with Pete's fate, Bill won't be alright he will never deserve to be alright. He will keep looking for control for some sort or power and he won't get it. Bill's fate is set in stone.

YAYAYAY finally done with my second FIC!!!

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So I'm finna write a little fanfic about well the eltingville guys..

The boys reaction too getting spoiled!! (Relationship hc)

Joshua (Josh) levy

He would be very difficult.. He wouldn't want to except the gifts (he would eventually)

It's not that he feels bad you bought all that crap of course not.

It's just since he's feels the need to be more masculine to be the "man"

Will still most definitely take the gifts if you say something like "well I guess you don't want this 'insert limited edition figure'." and he would scream "WAIT NO I'LL TAKE IT..give me that.." and snatch it from your hands 

If you do it a lot he'd probably get real used to it and stop being so difficult about it!

At that point he would probably expect you to bring him a gift (because deep down he loves being spoiled) and if you didn't? The conversation would go something like this

"Hey where is my gift/presents"

"I thought you didn't like me getting you gifts Josh?"

"Well I don't but.. You normally bring them all the time.. So I just thought.. Nevermind.."

Then he would stomp away mad so.. Maybe don't stop giving this spoiled brat gifts

JEROME (jerry) STOKES

He would in my opinion be the least difficult to deal with when it comes to spoiling

Only down side is he would feel incredibly bad for wasting your money on him like almost all the time

He most definitely gets you stuff in return probably not as expensive as what you get him but he trys

Really appreciates everything you get him makes sure to always take care of everything whether its a set of dice, some cards or anything he would cherish it deeply

The first time you get him anything he freaks out "OMG IS THAT 'insert a rare magic the gathering card'." then he would look at you with horror.. Mostly because it very very expensive or kinda "WHY WOULD YOU BUY ME THIS I DON'T THINK I CAN REPAY YOU???"

Then you would probably look at him like bro I don't need anything from you.. "Jerry.. It's a gift.. You don't have to repay me.."

It would still probably take him a while to get used to getting gifts but unlike josh if you didn't bring a gift one day he would not pay to much attention to it

Peter (Pete) Dinunzio

Okay scratch where I said Jerry would be the chillest because this man would probably not care like at all..

He would just take it and say something dumb like "thanks Sugertits" and go on with his life

Okay but seriously a part of him would be really happy I believe Pete didn't have much of anything when he was growing up so a gift is a lot to him

the first time you gave him a gift went something like this "Hey Pete! I have something for you~!!" "Oh yeah what is it babe?"

Then you would hand over the gift which is a horror movie poster or a new horror movie

"W-whats this.." he would be a bit shocked to be receiving a gift

"A gift duh?"

He then tried to play if off (bro is not nonchalant) but after you left his house/went home he keeps the first gift in a safe corner of his dirty ass room!

He probably won't get you anything in return because he Broke! But he trys to do stuff for you as a way to give back to you (maybe)

William (Bill) Dickey

He's a freaking brat. Don't even get him anything at all

Okayyy I'm joking a bit but I think he would be the worst out of all or them he would have the worst temper tantrum ever.

He thinks he's all macho and he doesn’t need gifts from his partner so he decides that he doesn’t need it and he’s too good to get it from you..

but just like Josh if you even say anything like "well I guess I can take 'insert rare figure' and leave!" he will cry "NOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT IT'S NOT FAIRRR!!!"

Then he'd grab it and go put it into his room and say some crap like "I can't let you waste a perfectly good figure." while fixing his glasses

would act like you didn't even get him a good/rare figure or comic say some rude shit like

"Well.. I already have this one but since you thought you did a good job I could keep it around." 

pretentious little bastard, he would NOT say thank you or anything.. He has to big of an ego to say it

Will be deeply hurt if you don't bring a gift when you comeover especially after you have conditioned him to expect it (like he's SOME DOG) 

Sorry if there are any mistakes it's like 6 am 💔 and sorry if some of them are longer than others!! Hope you guys enjoy!

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Peak

I’m sick with a sore throat so you know what that means

TAKING CARE OF THE ELTINGVILLE CLUB WHILE THEIR SICK HCS!!!!

Bill dickey

. Ima be so honest pooks he’s so fucking bossy💔💔

. “Get me some tylenol my head is killing me!! And i need some tissues i’ve got a faucet running over here!!!”

. You might as well knock him out, it’ll save both you the headache

. All jokes aside he might be slightly appreciative that your taking care of him? He won’t say it but he will be ever so slightly greatful he doesn’t have to take care of himself-

. Probably the best time for both of you is when he finally falls asleep, he can be free from the awful symptoms of being sick and you can be free from his complaining!

. Yes bill, we know you hate being sick, you’ve said that at least 12 times in the past hour now.

Jerry stokes

. Awww poor baby :(

. Bro is waiting for the sweet release of death-

. He is appreciative and he will tell you once he feels better! But for now he feels like he’s eaten razor blades and glass

. He’s glad your taking care of him because if you don’t he might just let himself suffer until its all over

. You might have to read him lord of the rings like your reading a kid a fckin bed time story-

. Overall jerry is fine to take care of, he’s just pitiful I’m afraid

Josh levy

. Oh this guy is whiney as fuck-

. Kinda like bill but instead if screaming at you he’s just whining at you

. “can you turn on the faaann, i’m getting overheated {:(“

. Just put on star trek, he’ll stop whining after a bit

. Make him matzo ball soup!!! He always gets matzo ball soup when he’s sick!!!

. I’m tempted to say he might also try to get you to battle in flame wars online for him since he’s too sick to be on the computer himself-

pete dinunzio

. OH BROTHER THIS GUY STINKS!!!!

. You know in cartoons when a character will swear on their life that they’re not sick when they clearly are? Yeah petes exactly like that-

. Its half a “he doesn’t want to be seen as weak/vulnerable” and half “he doesn’t want to miss out of fun shit”

. He will suddenly change his tune when it comes to going to school though-

. You might have to chain him down like a werewolf as its the only way he’ll let you take care of him-

. He will eat any soup you make him though (Quick slip some medicine in his soup like he’s a fcking dog he won’t notice i promise!)

This was kinda short but its fine, also i tried to keep it platonic but if you wanna see it as romantic go right ahead playah