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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter
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no i don’t think that was based on my likes actually
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sue did such a good job building that bathroom closet that i think she missed her true calling as a general contractor
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ATTENTION ALL WOMEN: STOP SHAVING. STOP WEARING MAKEUP. SIT WITH YOUR LEGS SPREAD WIDE OPEN. EAT 3 FULL MEALS A DAY. THIS IS FOR FEMINISM.
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white boy goes to Jupiter and shocks waiters by ordering in perfect Stupider
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EXCUSE ME, my boobs are down here. Look at them when I speak to you. 💢
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