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i still can't believe reb said "no beds. make your own beds" like there are bed assets in eleanor's area and she just went, 'i know what i've created but i can be party to it no longer. take this evil chair instead'

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an updated spin on an absolute classic

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i love this image

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seeing a new influx of players coming to warframe because of the addition of Hot People You Can Kiss only for the only way to get to them to be like a bajillion different quests and mission types and systems you gotta figure out is kinda funny tbh. not for the fact they're here because of that (godspeed to those baby tenno!) but because we're basically giving dating sim players guns and sending them out to save the solar system like twenty times over before they can even think about that.

like yeah, you gotta learn about the horrors of war n' exploitation and the struggles that come with discovering one's own identity but also the power of love, understanding, and community first. also you gotta figure out what a mod is and shoot this guy's weakpoint a kajillion times if you want a chance at that last frame part you're missing. sorry.

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Trying to explain Warframe to new people is impossible without sounding absolutely insane. It's like, if a game had an identity crisis...but in a good way. An identity buffet, if you will. There's so much in this game it's sensory overload.

You like space dogfights? Rogue-lites? Fishing, mining, player housing? How about Guitar Hero, space shanties, and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater? Let's not forget the dating sim. Oh yeah, you can add a birthing QTE rhythm minigame too, because why not. I'm waiting for the inevitable sex update, cause y'know, we've gotten this far without imploding, so it might as well happen. Like what the fuck even is this game anymore. Nobody knows! Not even the devs themselves. It's all held together by dreams, duct tape and vibes at this point, but somehow it works.

Hop on Warframe, we have:

Bionicle meets Neon Genesis Evangelion

12 yr olds turning the geneva conventions into a checklist

your trans robot mom who has DID

old man yaoi

a traumatized group of bisexuals fighting the Y2K bug

an autistic child and his fidget spinner solos god

a fish voiced by Astarion

workers' union committing terrorism against capitalists

incel who tries to destroy the sun because he fumbled a bad bitch (she took the kids)

a boyband that you have to slay for weapons

and an eldritch entity beyond human comprehension that can only be defeated by the power of love

And if you think all that sounds unhinged out of context, don't worry, It's just as unhinged with context.

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exactly what it says on the tin

there is enough arthur voicelines to make him fall down some stairs

thank you DE

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have some doodles

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me every night coming home from work and turning on warframe just to chat a few words with the hex

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he's just having a good time

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Said with all of the bravado of a man sitting with his arms crossed and the poutiest >:( face imaginable.

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what do u mean the hex we're romancing will move in with us, i can't show this to arthur 😭

he's going to take one look at this and drive away on his atomicycle, never to be seen again

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even reb is fumbling Arthur, i feel less alone right now.

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had to

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What’s so interesting to me about this poll is that if you go to the Warframe subreddit or discord server the top answer is likely Eleanor if I remember correctly. The differences between the demographics on these platforms are so real lol (I voted for Arthur)

Not sure if anybody's done this yet since the update, buuuut... Since we now have our in-depth(but still sorta new?) impressions of these guys while playing the new update(Slight spoilers under cut, but it's a poll)

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my warframe 1999 headcanon is that Arthur Nightingale has autism

dont @ me, im right