getoffmymaze

[getoffmymaze]

♂️[INTRO]💪

(This Boy is an alter of the Xenoverse system!)

*You can't sleep. How odd. Or how repetitive, it depends. Maybe a stressful day? Maybe too much in your head? Whatever it is, it'll soon come to an ease. A pale figure, choosing to be smaller in size at the moment, with black sticks for hair and a blue shirt shows up at the end of your bed, smilling to you.*

Havin' trouble snoozin'? That's aight. We can have lotsa fun until ya pass out. And don't worry, no boogeyman will come for ya tonight so long I'm here. Sound good?

(Here is the lore provided by sock.clip!)

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(Ooc; SURPRISE, We are alive

Again, sorry for being dead. A lot has happened.

At this point we can't find the motivation for this blog or others we have made.

However, if y'all still wanna see more, we were thinking of making a new blog with the character Boy from the FNF vs Twinsomnia mod!

Let us know if y'all would like that. And again, apologies for being gone. We may not be active all the time, but we will try. Thank you!)

[getoffmymaze]

✖(PROMO/INTRO)✖

*Heavy footsteps could be heard as the smoke cleared from the battlefield. Not a single man stood but the men that stood alongside the biggest and toughest of them all: Minus Tankman. His gears roared as smoke hissed out from the entrance of his firing equipment from his hands. Feedback could be heard from his chest before he spoke, the speaker on his chest making him be heard by everyone*

ATTENTION!!!

We may have won this battle, but we haven't won the war. Do NOT stand down! And don't try anything funny!

...Except for an occasional cock joke.

OTHERWISE, stay alert!

Any questions, soldier?

Name: Jonathan Tankman

Aka: Minus Tankman/Captain

Age: Unknown

Height: 10'11"

Abilities: Attatched fire arm, incredible speed and strength, impenetrable shield, amplifying voice.

Sexuality: Nonbinary Pansexual.

[getoffmymaze]

*His eyes widened a bit once more before small pink flowers grew on his hat and hands, a soft smile growing on his face once more*

V-very well then.

*He then went for a soft and gently yet very sweet kiss. It was nice and warm*

She just bent down and kissed Zardy on the lips, still wearing the flower bracelet he gave her. “Hey! How are you, hon...?”

M-Miranda!

I-it's nice to see you again. Even unexpectedly, heh.

I'm alright. Taking care of the maze and all.

What about you?

[getoffmymaze]

oh *hands him a wash cloth and a bucket full of water and soap while looking away to give him privacy* here get yourself clean, i hope to this helps. 😀

Thank you.

*He rolled his eyes before he gets to that*

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*gets the clothes off him carefully and prepares to put him on the water* come on is not acid, it will help clean the pieces of pumpkin with some cleaning products!

NO, I MEAN YOU TELLING ME TO STRIP. I DON'T KNOW YOU- HEY- STOP THAT THIS FUCKING INSTANT.

[getoffmymaze]

how do you get yourself clean?

Well, water or wet cleaning napkins.

[getoffmymaze]

You already did and more by being this kind to me..

*He looked up at her and smiled softly*

...May I...kiss you?

Y-you can say no, of course-

She just bent down and kissed Zardy on the lips, still wearing the flower bracelet he gave her. “Hey! How are you, hon...?”

M-Miranda!

I-it's nice to see you again. Even unexpectedly, heh.

I'm alright. Taking care of the maze and all.

What about you?

[getoffmymaze]

*sees zardy covered in pumpkin remains from head to toe*... oh dear guess that after last bastard who went to the pumpkin patch to have some explosive fun with the pumpkins, got you dirty since some pieces went flying away to the corn maze and one of them hit you; you need to be cleaned up, maybe a bath can help... *grabs a huge plastic laudry bowl big enough to fit a person, some cleaning products and stuff* strip down completely and get in there! it will be good!

EXCUSE ME-

[getoffmymaze]

You still in love with miranda?

Every day...

[getoffmymaze]

*He chuckled a bit before he pulled onto his own hat a bit*

Y-you're too kind to me, Miranda. And so much more than I could ever deserve.

She just bent down and kissed Zardy on the lips, still wearing the flower bracelet he gave her. “Hey! How are you, hon...?”

M-Miranda!

I-it's nice to see you again. Even unexpectedly, heh.

I'm alright. Taking care of the maze and all.

What about you?

[getoffmymaze]

Uh..nice to meet you then. My name is Zardy.

*He shook her hand with his own*

> The Pink Haired Girl would look at Zardy.

> "Oh my god, you're so tall!"

(@ask-pixella-fnf)

Hm? Oh, hello there. Well, yeah I am.

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*He scratched the back of his neck as he was a bit more flustered now*

I-I'm not much other than a scarecrow that does his job.

She just bent down and kissed Zardy on the lips, still wearing the flower bracelet he gave her. “Hey! How are you, hon...?”

M-Miranda!

I-it's nice to see you again. Even unexpectedly, heh.

I'm alright. Taking care of the maze and all.

What about you?

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*His eyes widened a bit before he chuckled*

I-I still sometimes can't believe that you like me of all people.

She just bent down and kissed Zardy on the lips, still wearing the flower bracelet he gave her. “Hey! How are you, hon...?”

M-Miranda!

I-it's nice to see you again. Even unexpectedly, heh.

I'm alright. Taking care of the maze and all.

What about you?

[getoffmymaze]

*He was a bit flustered by the. She remembered him? Of all people?*

I-I-

That's very kind of you, Miranda. I'm sorry I haven't visited you in a while. I've been pretty busy with the maze and my crops.

She just bent down and kissed Zardy on the lips, still wearing the flower bracelet he gave her. “Hey! How are you, hon...?”

M-Miranda!

I-it's nice to see you again. Even unexpectedly, heh.

I'm alright. Taking care of the maze and all.

What about you?

[getoffmymaze]

||A small child has fallen into the cornfield in Funking City /ref||

*In all seriousness, Lucy just so happened to be flying above the cornfield when she had flew straight into some geese- Thankfully, she had some corn to soften her fall.*

"...Ow."

-@ask-lucy-the-demon

*Within the shadows of the dark maze, a pair of yellow eyes watched the child closely as she fell on the presence's corn*

[getoffmymaze]

how often do you water da corn n stuffs :0 ?

- frog anon

Regularly. They need to hydrate and get their proteins.