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You know what, yeah

Hey, if your cat happens to love the churu squeezy cat treats, or similar equivalent, I'm here to tell you to just buy gerber ham or turkey baby food instead. It's less expensive and higher quality--it's human food grade--and the baby food is literally just pureed meat in water with cornstarch as a thickener. I use it for kittens that are struggling to maintain weight, and also as a special treat for Malice and Vice.

It shouldn't be a substitue for a good quality cat food, but if your cat is motivated by the churu treats, this is a better option in every regard.

Plus you get tiny glass jars.

Here's both items on amazon--the churu treats are $1.12 an ounce, the baby food is $.56 an ounce. You can probably find both of these in your local big box store, this is just for comparison.

I just cap the jar and stick it in the fridge, they don't get anywhere close to the whole thing in one go.

Edit to note: I say gerber specifically because it's unseasoned. You do NOT want to use a meat baby food that has onion, garlic, or any other kind of seasoning, that's very dangerous for both cats and dogs. Check the ingredients!

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They choose shit tier food flavors, that's why you have to pretend to be an airplane to put the food in them.

"Should children have any autonomy in their lives?"

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Mother's Day was invented by us, actually. So if you're celebrating Mother's Day today, remember to thank us. Without Gerber, you'd be nothing.

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Do you think snakes flirting are like "What are you wearing right now?" "My ssssskin" "Take it off" "Okay"

Anyway, try our Gerber Puffs Strawberry Apple Cereal snack.

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We have to mash this stuff up because your little bastard child is too cool to chew their own food.

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Gerber: Why not stuff your face then shit yourself tonight?

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Why are these fuckers crying all the damn time ffs

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How the hell are all these babies even buying our products? Do they even have jobs?

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Mommy may I please have some mush

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How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, wtf. Your baby shouldn’t be replacing light bulbs, your baby should be spending all their time going absolute ham on a shit ton of Gerber products.

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If you ever get tired of your baby, Gerber accepts trade-ins.

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You can commit any crime and blame it on your baby. What are they going to do, send a baby to jail? That’s called a crib.

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We here at Gerber know a lot about babies. For example, you are a big one.

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Babies are kind of overrated tbh

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We here at Gerber know more about smashing fruits than anyone else on this website.

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Gerber Life Grow Up Plan? More like Gerber Life Throw Up Plan.

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Does your baby go absolutely ape shit for Gerber, or is your baby some kind of unrefined degenerate? Let us know!