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J’essaie d’y croire J'me voile sûrement la face J'me voile sûrement la face Tu m'as poignardé dans le noir

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alors is this some kind of betrayal support group or something

another silly monk redraw

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my wife is a witch wtf

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It's my 7 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

bullsheet because je suis not in ze game yet. merde

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Incorrect Overwatch Quotes #10

Gerard, also having faked his death: Did you miss me?

Amelie: With every shot so far

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you can’t

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What is one thing you’d change about my Town if you could? Think of this as a suggestion box. I’m always trying to please my citizens.

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ah, ello? i am french? merde

Gérard Lacroix is lactose intolerant

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Widowmaker: Sombra, I thought you were decorating for Halloween?

Sombra: I am.

Widowmaker: You're just putting up pictures of Moira.

Sombra: You said you wanted scary decorations-

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“I’ve never felt more alive.”

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es-tu un kinnie

père, come pick moi up, j’ai peur

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I'm serious I need to know how to throw knifes while signing in french?🤔

the secret is to throw knives with abandon and sing very, very carefully.

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How come one eye is a different color then the other? If you don’t mind me asking

It’s called heterochromia!  A genetic mutation which can result in differently colored irises.  Completely harmless, and in this case, it came from my mother.

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au fait, i’m still irritated about the sentient hamster and its little wheel of destruction. we already have winston and the little angry rat man and that is enough.

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@reconnoitcr

Can you show me how to use knives in combat while singing a french song? #Challenge

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Shameless citation from “RRRrrrr!!!” ‘cause I can’t imagine Gérard and Amélie not doing this running gag every time she comes see him.