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Elon Musk's N*zi Salute at the Trump Inauguration Rally. The US government will attempt to censor this or shift your perception of it.

You Saw, What You Saw.

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Ill & Injured Sentences, Vol. 5

(Sentences for muses that don't feel so great, and for muses trying to take care of another. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"How long will this take to heal?"

"Your memory will return over the next several days, so we'll wait and watch."

"You better sit down before you keel over!"

"You're suffering from a head trauma. You appear to have mild retrograde amnesia."

"Am I going to die?"

"Do I need to worry about you?"

"You're self-medicating with homemade drugs?"

"Are you trying to fix me?"

"Have the headaches started yet?"

"I don't deserve to die like this!"

"I've never felt pain like this, ever!"

"Why are you walking? You were in a coma!"

"You can keep on telling yourself that you're fine, but you're not fine!"

"This may be something of an understatement, but you are not doing well."

"You better take that shirt off. You can't get bloodstains like that out if they set."

"Your head wound wasn't caused by an accident. It was the result of a gunshot."

"Don't you die on me! You hear me?"

"A panic attack is a miscued fight-or-flight mechanism. You think it's a heart attack, but the body is just sending oxygen to organise that need it for defence."

"Listen, you sit here and bleed, or you trust me."

"Was I in some kind of accident?"

"Up until the punching, this was a real nice party."

"I'm going to bleed out while we have this conversation. Can we do this somewhere else?"

"Hey, don't go to sleep. You probably have a concussion."

"Shouldn't you be resting?"

"Do you have any lingering pain from the accident?"

"Am I going to die? I mean, soon?"

"You broke my nose!"

"You can fool the doctors, but you can't fool me."

"They have absolutely fabulous drugs here! I feel great!"

"I'm sorry, does that hurt?"

"This won't hurt. It'll just feel a touch odd."

"Some people swear by hair of the dog, but I refer nature's sponge: the egg."

"I'm in too much pain to go to sleep."

"If you like breathing, you might want to fix this."

"I've never felt so helpless in my life."

"Is there someone we should call for you?"

"I know I don't know you well enough to say this, but you haven't seemed yourself lately."

"Are you sure you don't want to see a doctor?"

"There's bad, and there's bad."

"You're going to be okay. You're going to be alright, okay?"

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Working on it!!

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💤 Peek into my Character's Dreams 💤

💭 - An ordinary dream

🎀 - A dream that left them feeling happy

☔ - A dream that left them feeling upset

🌈 - A dream from their childhood

🗯️ - An ordinary nightmare

🐛 - An intense nightmare that made them wake up in a cold sweat

⚰️ - A dream/nightmare that featured someone no longer in their life

🌡️ - A fever dream

📿 - A dream your character believes is prophetic

👁️‍🗨️ - A lucid dream

🛏️ - A dream that made your character want to go back to sleep so they could continue the dream

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Do NOT attend Trump's inauguration, even to protest or disrupt it. He WILL claim it as a victory and say "See? Even people who hate me are here! BIGGEST CROWD EVER!"

Boycott it. Do not attend Do not watch Do not even talk about it. Talk about it being MLK Day instead.

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Embracing the Monster

You can persuade them to break free...

"It's in your bones."

"You can't change what you are."

"I can see the monster in you."

"I can see your fangs."

"You want to rip them apart?"

"You should give into that anger."

"You should hurt them."

"You should make them suffer."

"Doesn't it feel better to give in?"

"There's nothing wrong with what you are."

"Teach them a lesson!"

"Let them feel your rage."

"Strike out, now! Strike them down!"

"Wouldn't you love to see them all bleed?"

"Give in."

"Tear them apart!"

"They've held you back for too long."

"You deserve to get revenge."

"You deserve to rip them apart."

"Don't you want to make them suffer?"

"You look so beautiful when you're angry."

"I want to see what you're capable of."

"You're meant to be soaked in blood."

"Bathe in their entrails! Show them they're nothing but meat!"

"Embrace what you are."

"You could be so powerful."

"You have to stop holding back."

"I want to see that viciousness."

"I want to see what you can do."

"All it takes is one moment, one breath, one relief. Let it loose; let it wild!"

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The Simpsons pt 3

There's a lot of these!

“Come on. Cartoons don’t have to be 100% realistic.”

“If you take away our cartoons, we’ll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots.”

“Everybody needs a nemesis.”

"As intelligence goes up, happiness often goes down. In fact, I made a graph.”

“I tried the coat hanger again. I don’t understand why we can only try ideas once.”

“Don’t you think we ought to attack the roots of our social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?”

“My brother is using worms. But I, who feel the tranquility far outweighs the actual catching of fish, am using nothing.”

"The only reason to apologize is if you look deep down inside yourself and you find a spot, something you wish wasn’t there, because you feel bad you hurt someone's feelings.”

"They want sentiment? I’ll pump ’em so full of sap they’ll have to blow their nose with a pancake!”

“I always knew someday [name] would violently rise up and cast off the shackles of our male oppressors.”

“I learned that beneath my goody-two-shoes lies some very dark socks.”

“It’s not funny. Millions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way to act—that they can never be more than vacuous ninnies whose only goal is to look pretty, land a rich husband, and spend all day on the phone with their equally vacuous friends talking about how damn terrific it is to look pretty and have a rich husband!”

“There are some things we don’t want to know. Important things.”

“Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees.”

“Well I can’t say for sure, but as a Christian, I assume the worst.”

“Call me Delta Airlines, because I can’t handle all your extra baggage.”

“That sounds salty, but you seem sweet. I’m going to call you kettle corn.”

“I’ve done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!”

"I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!”

"Just tell them that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies that God is making happen.”

“Can I make my famous mimosa? A little sparkling water in a glass full of regular water?”

“Sorry is not just the most exciting board game ever devised, it’s a word I need to hear from you!”

“Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middleman who jacked up the price, and let’s not forget the humane but determined boys at the slaughterhouse.”

“This family has had its differences and we’ve squabbled, but we’ve never had knife fights before. And I blame this house.”

“What if you pretended that this couch was a bar? Then you could spend more nights at home with us. Huh?”

“You’re learning many lessons tonight. And one of them is to always give your mother the benefit of the doubt.”

“The key to parenting is don’t overthink it. Because overthinking leads to—what we’re talking about?”

“These are [name]’s friends and family. They don’t want him dead. They just want him to suffer.”

“I think the saddest day of my life was when I realized I could beat my dad at most things."

"Sometimes I think we’re the worst family in town.”

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Nightmares

"I just want to sleep."

"I hate waking up like this."

"Did I wake you up?"

"You were screaming in your sleep."

"Wake up! It's me!"

"What were you dreaming of?"

"How many nights are you going to lose to this?"

"I know it's scary, but you've got to sleep."

"You're clearly exhausted."

"I can lay with you, if it'll help?"

"Do you want a cuddle?"

"Hey, hey, take a deep breath. You're awake."

"It's just a nightmare."

"You have to get over this."

"Won't you admit that this is a problem now?"

"I just want you to get some rest."

"I hate seeing you so tired."

"You deserve to sleep peacefully."

"I feel so tired... all the time..."

"I'm sorry, I don't mean to cry, I'm just frustrated."

"No sleep turns me into an asshole."

"Stop snapping at me, I'm trying to help."

"Did you dream about me?"

"Why don't you trust me with this?"

"Don't - don't shut down. Please."

"You have to talk about it if you want it to stop."

"I keep sceaming, but I can't move. I can't stop."

"I just want to get - get away from them -"

"Can't - breathe -"

"Take a breath. It's over."

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At the Sekai Taikai his students have nothing to loose therefore they fight with absolute passion and love for the sport. Using everything they have learnt from Geralt, they were formidable on the mat.

Laughing, bantering, and incredible energy, the kids were a spectacle to watch. Showing off their raw talent and love for karate.

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Geralt Blade definitely blasts "I will make a man out of you" from Mulan to hype up his students for each lesson.

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Geralt Blade

Original Character for Cobra Kai.

A strong, firm, compassionate, and ambitious Sensei towards his students of his Golden Lotus Dojo.

He specialised in multiple fighting styles and techniques to better equip his students' different personalities and their purpose in karate.

Additionally, he works as a mentor for troubled youths that eventually become a part of his dojo. If they have what it takes to be a part of the group. The strongest lesson that is emphasised over and over again is team work. The Golden Lotus team work is second to none.

Geralt Blade stands by the saying that has been passed down for generations "No sacrifice, no victory."

The man is resourceful and adapts to different personality types to help people with their issues. He shows great pride in his students and not afraid to show it. His students fight for passion and love for Karate.

However, he does have his own demons and is not entirely perfect. The man is logical and creative, but his extremely blunt and not much of a conversationist when he is not teaching his students. His students are his purpose to give them opportunities to live successful lives.

The man is highly disciplined and ambitious for his students' success but also their well-being.

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CARING FOR THE SICK PROMPTS.

i found this list and kinda fed into it each time i got the flu or a migraine, and u know what, it's just me revealing just how much i love the caring threads and the soft threads and the fondly exasperated "let me help you" threads! use at your pleasure, DO NOT ADD TO THE LIST NOR EDIT IT! i will be changing it accordingly!

" i found you passed out in the kitchen. you wanna stop working yourself so hard? or do i need to keep hitting the gym to carry you to bed every day? "

" you're burning up. "

" your neighbour called me and said you could use a nurse. looks like they were right, too. "

" you were told to take it easy, so... yeah. this is kinda on you. "

" you took a sick day. you NEVER take a sick day. so yeah, i got worried, and i figured i'd come over and keep an eye on you. "

" you texted me a long and incoherent text that held about 90% of the emoji list and about four different languages. figured it wouldn't hurt to drop by and see how you were doing. "

" how long have you been sick for? and don't lie. "

" you look like hell. "

" i brought you some soup; let me heat some up for you? "

" okay. it's time you went to the hospital. "

" hey… hello there, sleeping beauty. you gave me a bit of a scare yesterday. how are you feeling? "

" i swear, if you even think of getting out of that bed… "

" you know when i said to call if it's an emergency? a fever is most DEFINITELY considered an emergency! "

" if you think you're going to work like this, you better think again. "

" don't worry. my family swears by this remedy; just let it work its magic and you'll feel good as new in no time. "

" I don't care about getting sick. i'm not leaving you until you're back to full health. "

" you didn't stop to think that this might happen when you're burning the candle at both ends? "

" yeah, I can play the role of nurse AND say "I told you so" at the same time, actually. "

" you better drink every last drop of this tea, no matter how disgusting it is. "

" i told my boss it was an emergency so they've given me a full week to look after you. "

" quit being so stubborn and get into BED! "

" what part of doctor's orders hasn't sunk in yet? bed rest! for the WEEK! "

" right, where do you keep your saucepans? i'm going to make you my famous noodle soup. it's a cure-all, i'm telling you! "

" hey, unless you're going to the bathroom or the sofa, I don't want to see you out of that bed. got it? "

" when are you gonna start letting people look after you, huh? "

" i know, i know, i turned off all the lights once i figured you had the migraine. you want some tea? water? "

" don't be mad, but i saw your fridge, and... it frightened me. so i've taken you back to my place, and i'm gonna get deliveroo to bring some groceries to your place tomorrow. okay? "

" i know your appetite is a little off, so i ordered in a whole tonne of options. just try a little bit of something, please? for me? "

" i've brought half a pharmacy, enough movies and boardgames to last us a decade, and every single snack i could fit into the basket at the grocery store. so sit your butt down, eat your soup, and try and make the most of your bed rest for the next week, will you? "

ACTION PROMPTS ( SEND THE FULL LINE! and feel free to reverse if u wish! ):

[ TOUCH ]: sender gently rests a hand against the receiver's forehead to check their temperature.

[ DAMP ]: sender presses a cool cloth against the receiver's face, neck and forehead to try and lower their fever.

[ BLANKET ]: sender wraps another blanket around the receiver to try and stop them from shivering.

[ SPOON ]: sender gently coaxes spoons of soup into the receiver's mouth to build up their strength after an illness.

[ CARRY ]: sender, finding the receiver weakened/unconscious on the floor, immediately lifts them up and carries them back to bed.

[ AROUND ]: sender keeps a protective arm around the receiver to help them walk without the risk of stumbling or collapsing.

[ STAY ]: sender decides to stay by the receiver's bedside after learning that they're sick.

[ HAIR ]: sender smooths back the receiver's hair in a soothing gesture to try and help them go back to sleep.

[ TILT ]: sender tips a bottle of water up for the receiver to sip from.

[ HUM ]: sender hums/sings to soothe a sick receiver back to sleep.

[ BACK ]: sender gently rubs the receiver's back, either to soothe them or warm them while they're unwell.

[ SHARE ]: sender climbs into the receiver's sickbed with them, wrapping their arms around them to offer warmth and comfort.

[ SHOWER ]: sender, learning the receiver has a high fever, takes a cold shower with them in order to lower their temperature.

[ WAKEN ]: the receiver wakes up in bed, having been found unconscious by the sender and carried into the bed from the floor.

[ QUARANTINE ]: the sender and receiver, both being sick, decide to quarantine together and spend the recovery period with each other.

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It's so lonely being the only Cobra Kai role player. I won't bite.

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Send, "When did you get this?" to trace one of my muse's scars.