they/them - community isnt my only personality trait i also like lucy dacus. and being strange
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ever since i was a little girl i wanted to live somebody elses life
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babygirl you have such an empty camera roll its so enchanting
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Got a little Abed 1k oneshot in the works as I kept imagining something to Your Imaginary Friend by Lemon Demon. Just need to give it an edit soon and I can bung it up on ao3. Might be able to bump it up to 1.5k or 2k post edit, as I've only done the first rough draft.
(edit: if anyone would be a beta reader that would be AMAZING. It's always good to have an external perspective)
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Haters be like
“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”
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at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life
at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation
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"I want you to look to the person to your left. Sorry, look at the person sitting next to you. I want you to extend to that person the same compassion you extend to sharks, pencils and Ben Affleck. I want you to say to that person: I forgive you."
COMMUNITY | “Pilot” Happy 15th Anniversary, September 17th, 2009.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/somnivexillology/
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mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?
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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
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"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"
- the alien from Alien (1979)
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Ok listen I hate to be that guy but
This is so Hilson coded
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"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"
- the alien from Alien (1979)
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"im gay" "im straight" ok ?? when I cloned you?? I had to patch some missing parts of your DNA ?? with genes from a homing pigeon ?? You may notice side effects ?? like the compulsion to come back ??
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