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When she threw that toupee out the window, it was the best thing that ever happened to me. I feel like my old self again. Neurotic, paranoid, totally inadequate, completely insecure. It's a pleasure.

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My name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

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It became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat - it's all been wrong.

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What you call wasting, I call living. I'm living my life.

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Ah you have no idea of the magnitude of this thing. If she is allowed to infiltrate this world, then George Costanza as you know him, Ceases to Exist! You see, right now, I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with - Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.

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You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!

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Yeah, Like I don't know that I'm pathetic.

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These are not scraps. These are the historic remains of a once great society of hair.

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Oh, I was unstoppable. Perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella. Just a right amount of grease on the joystick.

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I know you're there, laughing at me. Laughing and lying and laughing!

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I don't like when a woman says "make love to me." It's intimidating. The last time a woman said that to me I wound up apologizing to her.

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