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“By the bye, Charles, are you really serious in meditating a dance at Netherfield? I would advise you, before you determine on it, to consult the wishes of the present party; I am much mistaken if there are not some among us to whom a ball would be rather a punishment than a pleasure.”
“If you mean Darcy,” cried her brother, “he may go to bed, if he chooses, before it begins—but as for the ball, it is quite a settled thing; and as soon as Nicholls has made white soup enough, I shall send round my cards.”
I want to know why this bit with Bingley sassing Darcy with a ‘you can go to bed if you can’t behave at my party’ never makes it into an adaptation. It’s genuinely funny.
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sometimes i think about bobby stepping up in the place of a dad to a reckless, cocky 20-something with severe abandonment issues who wore his heart on his goddamn sleeve and i want to cry
wdym they went to a springsteen concert when they barely knew each other?? wdym bobby almost destroyed their relationship when buck got hurt and he was so. scared. that he would get hurt again he kicked him out of the department??wdym bobby was at his bedside after he died waiting desperately for him to wake up and looking like he’d rip his own heart out if it would bring him back??
wdym the man who lost his kids and spent his life trying to escape and make up for it found someone who looked up to him no matter how many times he saw him fail?? wdym he found someone so hungry to learn from someone who cared that he became his default sous chef, practicing until he could share the recipes with his best friend that bobby hand-picked to be his partner?? wdym he found someone who craved his love, his tie-tying skills, his relationship advice, and who took it all to heart so much it changed his whole life??
wdym they both found what they needed in each other at a time when they were both trying so desperately to make their lives normal and then just never, ever let go??
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Dude Oliver, why you talking about your Instagram and the 911 news not voice what the fuck you’re talking about?
Oliver Stark via instagram
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Hen: Make her pussy wet, not her eyes.
Chim: Make his dick hard, not his life.
Eddie: Break her bed, not her heart.
Maddie: Play with her boobs, not her feelings.
Buck: Get on his dick, not on his nerves.
Bobby: ...
Bobby: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.
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The fact that the reason he needed to kill someone off the story was because it wasn’t realistic for first responders to be alive when faced with high levels of danger every day for eight seasons in a show where there was a shark on the freeway, where a child landed a godamn plane because he’s played video games before, where tornado bees were a thing, where a character gets a sliced throat while pregnant and both her and the baby survive is well and truly the worst fucking take you could’ve ever come up with and I for one have never heard a stupidest fucking thing with my own ears on my entire 25 years in this planet
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Eddie finds out about Bobby - Inspired by this fic 9-1-1 + Missing Scenes ((Template))
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buck teasing eddie while they're on facetime and eddie goes "oh you love me" and buck says "WHAT noidon't. what are you talking about. did tommy tell you to say that? did MADDIE tell you to say that??you're straight. and this isn't even your house. and i, hate you." and then he hangs up
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not to be dramatic but this fixed me. never kill yourself.
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New story up. It's explicit so heads up. It's 4am and I'm tired so sorry for any mistakes.
Thank you as always to @sofa-king-lame for letting me bounce ideas and being my cheerleader.
Also..I had to change all my stories to registered users only with the latest data scrape of AO3 almost all my stories were stolen.
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No Competition
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6504273
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Tommy holds his hands up in surrender, "Just thought you might need some company and comfort."
Buck narrows his eyes, "You are a piece of work. This is still about your stupid self percieved competition. I'm not some easy prize."
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Afted the funeral, Buck and Tommy have a disagreement and Eddie takes him home. There, feeling are revealed and Buck and Eddie indulge in some grief/getting together sex.
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https://www.tumblr.com/drunkeddiediaz/781874884421861376/i-literally-cannot-wait-to-see-firefighter-diaz
I’m HEREEEEEE YAYYYYY
omg the dirty henley, perhaps it’s like May Day and Eddie’s not officially firefighter Diaz again yet but still steps in to help
Yayyy I think so too! But then his tattoo is not covered but also his white shirt is dirty I guess we’ll have to find out. Maybe he was in the middle of getting his job back when the emergency happens so he goes with them and helps.
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