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origin of baby

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this scream is going in the history books. might I say, it almost tops the triple kill one from 3rd life

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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

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Two adolescent dragons steal a wizard’s prized possession and plan to get up to some mischief– well at least one does.

I have a part 2 planned so stay tuned

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It’s happened! The first Blaze post has haunted my dash, and it’s the fucking 95 theses. 

When I say hellsite (affectionate) this wasn’t the context I was thinking

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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

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who thought this was a good idea lmfaooooo

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<3

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100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

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anyway did i ever tell you guys about how I owe my life to an enderman when playing minecraft

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My favorite flag developments on r/place are Mexico absolutely thrashing every other country artistically and Germany making fun of Canada's maple leaf tragedy by drawing their own maple leaf

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Jack replied to Scott & a fan!