spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
201K notes
·
View notes
The anon button is not for hate. The anon button is for horny and embarrassed about it.
70K notes
·
View notes
4K notes
·
View notes
Hey you! Yes, you! ♡
If you're a hypnokink blog, please reblog this! It's time for our yearly follow spree. ♡
1K notes
·
View notes
Anyone? Please? 👉👈
15 notes
·
View notes
Amity you're so pretty 😍
Yay shirt arrived
Everyone look im really cute and pretty and you should be super niceys to me pls
339 notes
·
View notes
as an aroace person with limited sexual experience, no interest in watching porn, and poor sex ed as a teen, there IS something simultaneously funny and vaguely tragic about being 28 adult years old and realising how extremely tiny your frame of reference is for genitalia and deciding you should expand this to better understand bodies (yours and others). and then you're just there like "okay so what the fuck do I even google right now, anyway"
47K notes
·
View notes
Not to be incredibly vulgar and nasty or anything, but I’d like to close my eyes and rest my head in somebody’s lap while they run their fingers through my hair
32K notes
·
View notes
the best season of them all...
4K notes
·
View notes
GUYS I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I AM DYING
286K notes
·
View notes
just tortured my gf into a trance state and then forced her to hide under her desk, suggested into believing that her home was being invaded and her privacy violated and she needed to be quiet and still as possible, all the while i used her shock collars to electrocute her over and over again until she finally couldn't help but cry out, upon which point i hurt her much, much more. this, too, is yuri
128 notes
·
View notes
So true breastie x
Playfighting that turns into sex reblog if you agree
10K notes
·
View notes
So I figure if you abolish the police, you just end up with millions of angry, unemployed racist guys with weapons training, which doesn't sound conducive to stability; so under my new plan, you keep the police but you take away their actual policing powers and force different police departments to fight each other to the death for the public amusement. Who would win, the LAPD or the NYPD? Surely an armed battle in the desert would settle this, and generate respectably high viewership numbers as well.
5K notes
·
View notes
58K notes
·
View notes
I bite the hand that feeds me, I suck the cock that breeds me
3K notes
·
View notes
tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
🦐
116K notes
·
View notes
Hello, I am Muhammad. I try to help poor cats and animals who are suffering from hunger and at risk of death due to the war in Gaza City by providing them with food and treatment. I hope you will support me by donating even $20 so I can continue helping poor animals. 🐈🐈💔https://gofund.me/9ce69e62
🇵🇸
2 notes
·
View notes