Alright, i’ll create my autobiography i guess\nhere it is!:*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*(He/him or they/them)I mostly just post whatever i think is interestingHappy pride month!
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Your girlfriend looks like you
mixed with Zach Galifianackis
The Hangover (2009) dir. Todd Phillips
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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
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You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.
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discord server for silent video game protagonists
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Wanted to see if my topical painkiller would help reduce the itching of mosquito bites. Results:
No, it does not.
But it does contain alcohol as a solvent, something that I probably should have considered before applying it to skin that I'd spent the last several minutes scratching.
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If you see your USA mutual looking at the news and then producing a burger from their pocket and eating it, that can mean nothing good. This is the »emergency burger« used to strengthen oneself in times of dire need, and resorting to it is an unambiguous sign of great distress
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Why do I feel like this silly fix could actually be lore of the tf2 universe? xD
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