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Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

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Odysseus crew: *watching him from the afterlife*

Elpenor: Look, he's hunting down the suitors! He's gonna kill them all!

Eurylochus: Maybe you were right, Polites. Violence has only lead to more violence. Perhaps the Captain would be better off showing mercy before he goes too far.

Polites: Are you fucking kidding me?! You heard what they were planning to do to Penelope and their son!! He should butcher every one of them!!!

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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

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I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit

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genericcatgamer -> Specificdoggrasstoucher

Reblog and write the opposite of your URL

openfacedsandwiches → closedtoeburritos

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In my first year university course there was a class I remember as being mandatory (at least for English majors) about fallacies and biases in writing. And this prof was all about reading the whole article before you formed your argument. That was his whole thing. You know measure twice cut once he was read twice respond once. He stressed this so much that on our final exam (which was two long form essay questions and a few short answer questions) that I decided to read the WHOLE exam booklet before I grabbed my pen.

Turns out that is what he wanted. The final page, the final question, informed the student that if they wrote 1. Their name, 2. Their student number 3. Their favourite fallacy, and wait for 30 minutes so they don't arouse suspicion, you will literally be given 100 percent for the exam WORTH 40 PERCENT OF YOUR GRADE.

I think about it to this day. The prof literally saw the "reading comprehension on this site is piss poor" and said I can fix them

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Odysseus: Oh my son! We have so much to catch up on! Its time for me to be a real dad. Tell me about yourself!

Telemachus: I will, Father. But first let's get some food. Dunno about you but I'm starving.

Odysseus: Hi Starving, I'm Dad!

Telemachus:

Odysseus:

Telemachus: Have you been practicing that for twenty years?

Odysseus: Yes! 🥹🥹🥹

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Noooo frog getting flosged dowh slowly :(

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Can you keep a secret? A new season of Game Changer is coming to Dropout this spring 🤫

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learning so much

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Forever ♾️♥️👬

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<Reblog to get a sword.> o()xxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>

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reblog if your blog is actually unbelievably boring

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Well, that’s enough internet for me today.