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　　　　　　　　 　　　　dressing up ᴀɴ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ; 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　ι кησω who you are.

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First person to put "You're Under My Control" in my inbox can brainwash my character.

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me: *wants to rp with more people*

me: *is incredibly easy to distract*

me: *has a pile of drafts to tend*

me: *gets picky over minor things*

me: procrastinator extraordinaire™

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Kiss my muse! Send out a description of your muse kissing mine.

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Whisper something highly inappropriate in my Muse’s ear.

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//Going to be on one of my other blogs.

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OOOOoooooonnnn!

//With four hours of sleep and a college class under my belt.

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HEY DON’T SCROLL DOWN PLEASE!!! THIS MAN IS MY COUSIN AND HE’S MISSING. READ THE TEXT ABOVE, THATS HIS MOTHER WRITING THE POST, MY INTIRE FAMILY IS WORRIED SICK. WE HAVE TO FIND HIM, I HAVE 1000+ FOLLOWERS AND IM SURE ONE OF YOU GUYS CAN GIVE US SOMETHING ON HIM. THE LAST PLACE WE HEARD FROM HIM HE WAS IN CANMORE ALBERTA CANADA. PLEASE REBLOG SO WE CAN FIND HIM. IF YOU KNOW ANYING SEND ME A MESSAGE OR EMAIL ME AT: madilyn1@live.com PLEASE WE HAVE TO FIND CHAY, HES A REALLY COOL GUY HEY IF THIS WORKS SPREAD #FindChayNelson EVERYWHERE

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SHAMELESS SENTENCE STARTER MEME

"We're taking care of him here."

"Dead people poop themselves."

"Your territory? What is this, West Side Story?"

"I don't want to be me anymore."

"Don't say I'm not a man of my word again."

"Random destruction makes you think of me?"

"Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get."

"How do you do that? The nice thing?"

"I don't have an interest in being a mistress anymore."

"Can't a brother get some sleep around here?"

"What you and I have makes me free."

"I'd trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep."

"You cootchie smells like brimstone and sulfer!"

"I just want to say that I love you and I forgive you for everything... unless you live. Then I'm still pissed off."

"I'm expressing myself creatively. You're counting your armpit hair in the mirror."

"OB? I need to schedule an appointment with a vet, I'm having a damn litter!"

"Circle doesn't start with an 's'? What the fuck?"

"I don't mean to be an asshole. It's just genetic."

"Wanna see me make a Mangina?"

"Do come in! Can I get you anything? Milk? Soda? A joint?"

"I'm a sixty year old lazy with a vag of a newborn."

"I promise not to screw your brother or commit a felony!"

"He's fucking family."

"She's a skanky, manipulative little bitch and you should unfriend her."

"You just made my boy parts get bigger."

"I never thought I'd say this, but you're right."

"Sometimes when I see the word hospice, I pronounce it ho-spice in my head."

"Why would anyone go to the zoo sober?"

"Fuck Mother Nature! She doesn't have to worry about her vagina getting all stretched out."

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musicians-demise:

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“Oh Neah, no need to be embaressed, you look adorable.”

‘ THAT WAS ONE TIME, LET IT GO! ‘

“One time is plenty of time to me.”

Bonnet Neah.

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Bonnet Neah.

musicians-demise replied to your post: Nope, not going to ignore.

SHUT UP

“Oh Neah, no need to be embaressed, you look adorable.”

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Nope, not going to ignore.

“Hey guys, who wants to see Neah in a bonnet?!”

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musicians-demise:

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Piles on the very top as the king he is.

‘ …..Now you’re crushing ME! ‘

“Good to know my plan is working smoothly now.” Tries not to think of that as a insult.

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Believe // Hollywood Undead

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musicians-demise:

‘ everyone should pile on tyki! ‘

Piles on the very top as the king he is.

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Shipping Call - Send me one if you want to plot one or more of these

💚 - friendship 💙 - kinship ( blood or symbolic familial bond ) 💔 - past relationship 💜 - hateship ( they hate each other but can’t stay away ) 💛 - hateship ( enemies ) 💟 - friends with benefits ❤ - romantic relationship

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pumpupblonde:

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“Oh, now I understand.” So that’s how she is hm? If that truly was the case, this is going to be even more fun if he was successful. A woman that plays with wolves. one of his favorites. “Very well, one, I am a gentleman, and not the one that has the stick up their asses.” He takes a step to her. “Two, I know how to be with a pretty lady.” And anther.  “As for three, I keep things interesting.” His body was inches from hers, his lips barely a foot away at best, his eye watches her playfully. 

         “OH? do you think so?” she kept her smirk and watched him for a moment. relaxing her shoulders for a moment she couldn’t help but kept that smile on her face. SHE LOVED playing with things she can not have – she was a thrill seeker to the core. “ — Well, as much as I love a gentleman. I’ll let that one slide for you. —” giggling a bit she shrugged. “ do you? That needs to be shown – all you are doing NOW is playing with my little heart.” the blonde couldn’t help but tease as he got closer to her. Placing her hands on her hips she huffed. “ —- Well you’re lucky I hate being bored. So — big bad wolf — You win this one. Well, the thought of winning this one – for now. I’m still pretty bored. you know.” 

There was a reason he said gentleman, didn’t mean there wasn’t a darker side to him. No, he saves that for special people. Cross shrugs. “I think so.” Playing with her heart, no denying that to a level. “Sometimes you have to pull a few strings to learn what you want from someone and what you want from yourself. How else can a heart learn to fly without the playfulness of it’s wings? A bird won’t leave the nest on it’s own if it can’t believe it itself and jumps, and take in the adrenaline and fear that comes with it. But sometimes it takes a bit of pushing and pulling for the chick to see the full world.” A smirk raises more. “Win, didn’t know you wanted me to even loose, what would be loosing even, sure it’s not a win win? Because I think you wanted to say yes.” He holds out his hand. “Shall we little chick?”