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If I had a Nickel for every Warner Brother adult cartoon with has sewn together conjoined twins

I would have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it has happened twice
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WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE?! No I'm being serious there's something about the Bronco ii that makes it very chibi but it's a vehicle not designed to look cute yet it's adorable
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Romantic Forehead Touching gets ruined by pain now it's romantic pain and ice packs
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well here you go
the thought process cobbled together in the dead of night (i forgot to draw some sorry to any of the 0.2 ozzal fans who wanted to see him as one of those 2005 furbies that look so high
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yeah
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every time I tell someone I use any pronouns and they immediately default to they/them I turn into that George Constanza post a little more
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Schwarzenegger winning seemed like the most embarrassing thing that would ever happen in politics at the time and now he’s to the left of every elected Republican and a few Democrats and just makes videos going “young men, my fadda was a Nazi and he was a contemptible loosah”
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It's my 7 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
2 things, 1 it's funny I have been on this site for 7 years but only really used it in the past 6 months, and 2 fuck you Tumblr for reminding me 2018 was 7 years ago
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Zirconium from GTA: The Rant no one asked for
I really hated the GTA car brand Zirconium for a few reasons.
1.) What is it supposed to be? I suppose Zirconium would be Chrysler given they do own the in universe Chrysler building

but none of their vehicles are Chryslers or even related to Chrysler, all they have is a Motorhome

And a very Nissan Skyline Station Wagon

but they're also a in universe Chrysler called Schyster which actually have Chrysler like vehicles. 2.) It's a waste. See those two cars, yeah that's the two cars they make, I'm not counting the regular Journey as another model, one is just more used than the other. While Schyster isn't much better, they at least added two new models in the 12 years Online has been a thing, vs the 0.5 Zirconium got 3.) They put themselves into this corner. Since Rockstar stupidly made this company so vague they can't really add anything, Schyster and Declasse got the two AMCs Rockstar is ever going to add, they already got a Class C Motorhome made by another company, Class B is too niche and would wok better for Brute or Vapid as they already have van models, they could make a proper Class A as the Journey is tiny
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Together at last!!!
#i would own that#but Im 22 going on 23#one of you fuckers better give me that#or I will give your favs a annoying fandom#I mean really annoying if you think its bad now#then don't give me a action figure of Carl then I will show you a proper annoying fanbase
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classic rock song youtube comments section is like girlblogging for wistful divorced dads
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like to slap his bald head
reblog to slap his bald head
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“Hydration is essential.”
((AKA, a compilation of the goofy way Shake drinks soda.))

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Charlie's Room [UNFINISHED]
Added the lighting filters I noted for myself, but that's the last thing I can bare to add
Rip project
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