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Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

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Text: Everyone in town avoids the beach, from which you can see the ferryboat on the horizon, the one that must not reach land. We perform rituals three times a year, but still it inches closer.

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Deep Water Prompt #3414

Ghosts form a ring around me, facing outwards and moving as I do, ephemeral hands linked. They have stood like that since I was an infant, imperceptible to everyone else. 

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Text: The Mortal Library is a crypt, interminable, inaccessible to most, and full to bursting with the suspended bodies of Knowledge Bearers. Waking one without permission is against the law.

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As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

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Why isn't Stalker Harry a popular tag in the HP fandom, it's literally canon?

Hermoine: Harry, what would you say your love language is?

Harry: My love language? I would probably say... stalking.

Hermoine: ....

Tom watching from afar, gripping his binocular: Perfect~

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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

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early mornings in the eighth year common room

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Tomarry at the store to buy some groceries, but Harry wants only one thing…

How could Tom possibly say no

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If the wizarding world has their own version of spy cam. Voldemort would spend hours watching Harry

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It’s easy to get out of trouble when your bf is Head boy 😉

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Hermione: im cold

Ron: here *gives jacket*

Harry: im also cold.

Tom: say less *sets a tree on fire*

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Tom: oh wow. Would you look at that?

*Harry looks up*

Harry: what?

Tom: is a mistletoe.

Harry: that's a weed

Tom: no, it's a mistletoe. Isn't it abraxas?!

Abraxas: ah- yes, my lord

Harry: I've worked on gardens tom, I know what that is

Tom: can't you just pretend?

Harry: I would kiss you if you had the balls to ask for it. But you don't.

*Leaves*

Abraxas: oh

Tom: >:(

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