I tried going to a bar by myself for the first time, because despite my many requests to friends to please fucking go with me to a bar so I can try to meet people, none of them will ever go out with me not even on holidays.
And I was so uncomfortable and stressed being in that environment by myself that I developed a twitch in my face and had to go back home, several hours before midnight.
So… I guess we’re starting off the new year pretty much exactly like the last one. Fucking lonely.
My favorite quote from any movie critic ever is from Roger Ebert, who once said “The Borg Queen looks like no notion of sexy I have ever heard of, but inspires me to keep an open mind”
Crash landing my gyrocopter directly in front of a Michelin star restaurant and stepping out completely unscathed, handing the keys to a valet who takes my spot in the wreckage and is immediately impaled by a metal rod and bleeds out in the cockpit
If I was capable of searching for a therapist, making an appointment with a therapist, and then attending the appointment to see the therapist… I don’t think I would need therapy.
Ya’ll ever post your suicidal ideation, have someone reach out and offer to be there for you, and you respond with “why” because you feel like they probably didn’t think through the seriousness of the situation they’ve just inserted themselves into, and then they block you for it, proving that they genuinely hadn’t thought through the seriousness of the situation?
I’m so fucking tired of feeling like this every moment of every day. I just want to fucking die.
Why is there a dancing pair of dentures on my screen with a notification symbol next to it that when I click on it just says “an unknown error has occurred”?
was in the car with my friend when I saw the car we passed had the license plate "SADNESS" and I went oh wait we gotta slow down so I can get a pic, but every time we went slower the other car also slowed down. so I looked behind us to see what was going on and the passenger also had their phone up and wheezing the same way I was, and that's when I remembered my friend's license plate is "LOSSJPG"
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