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I like to think that AJ's don uses flowers as his choice of weapon. Anything that can't be solved with flowers is relegated to the henchmen.
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projecting on characters is awesome [recognizes myself through the other] what the fuck is this shit
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Aah yes, a typical friend group, consisting of:
Jim
Big Jim Clive
Michael Big Jamie Jim-Bob
Grandma Ethel
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any sfth character can be any other sfth character if you try hard enough
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u ever notice when a celeb dies some sicko goes in and changes their wiki picture from them looking old and normal in 2019 to them looking cherubic and mystical in 1973
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caravan hutch reminds me of the da vinki twins
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FTM PASSING ADVICE
- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders
- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage
- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect
- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something
- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna
- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it
- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there
- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation
- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy
- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight
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The new long form was SO GOOD!!!
Love a toxic relationship
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On behalf of my friend Mahmoud @ma7moudgaza2 I'd really like to draw your attention to his campaign. He's a university student who has been splitting his time between supporting his family during this genocide and extreme crisis andalso supporting his community.
He's currently saving up to pursue his education, even under these conditions. His fundraiser has reached 32K out of 35K, and he is very eager to close his campaign so he can truly focus on continuing to support the community through endeavors like @isnadfoundation which he founded and is organizing currently.
And though he has all of this pressure and stress on his mind, like every other Gazan, he is suffering due to the exorbitant costs of food. He barely even has the time or energy to advocate for his own fundraiser with all the work he has been taking on. And yet, he needs this money to feed himself and his family.
If you can support him in any way, please consider donating to his family's fundraising campaign.
You can also donate to his Paypal.
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Urgent Appeal: Help Us Overcome Hunger and Hardship 馃挃馃槶馃崏馃嚨馃嚫
We are currently enduring extreme physical weakness, constant fatigue, and dizziness as a result of prolonged hunger and the complete lack of basic food鈥攎ost critically, bread, which has always been a fundamental part of our diet and survival. The scarcity of essential supplies has left us in an unimaginable situation, one where even the smallest meal has become a distant hope.
Right now, our most urgent need is flour, which we use to make bread. It is the most basic form of sustenance for us. A single bag of flour, even after its price has been cut in half, now costs $350鈥攁n amount we simply cannot afford. Without it, we are left with nothing to eat and no way to nourish ourselves.
This is why I am reaching out with a humble and heartfelt request. If you are in a position to help, your donation鈥攏o matter the amount鈥攃ould make all the difference. It could allow us to buy that much-needed flour, bake bread, and provide some small measure of comfort and nourishment in this incredibly difficult time.
Please, consider supporting us. Your kindness and generosity could provide us not only with food, but with hope鈥攖he hope that someone out there hears us, sees our suffering, and chooses to help.
Thank you for your compassion.
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Deadline 5 August
Subject : Collecting money to eat and drink
Current process:
USD 1,610 / $2,000
Vatted by @90-ghost
Vatted by @sar-soor
Hello my dear friends, thank you for everything you have done for my family in advance. Recently, I have set a goal which is to find a new shelter for my family , buy some food and drink, and some necessary things to live
My goal was $2000, we collected $1,610 , we still need $390 to reach our goal if 39 person donate only $10 we can reach our goal easily
We're starving , Aid is mostly for show, and prices are unbearable. Even reaching it puts our lives at risk
Each day feels heavier than the one before
We live in constant fear not knowing when our turn will come, not knowing if we'll sleep tonight or vanish without warning. We no longer dream we just try to make it through the day. Most days, we barely manage a half-meal
The help we get is small, but it's what keeps us going Even the smallest donation has meant food, or a moment of relief, or a reason to keep going
I never wanted to write something like this
But I've reached a point where there's simply nowhere else to turn. I'm asking for your help because survival is now a daily battle
If you're reading this, please don't scroll past, We're not asking for comfort or luxury, We're asking for a chance to live
Any amount , no matter how small, could mean the difference between hunger and a full stomach
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"I asked chatgpt-" well I'm asking the old witch sleep and "you don't have to be brilliant" she says as she scrolls through the rolls that the millions of hollering hollow folk know how to play. "It's okay,
they're just shadows searching for light
they can't stay."
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Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea
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for anyone in the UK, needing to access discord and unable or unwilling to provide an ID:

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