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eating an exotic and foreign snack known as "Reese's miniature cups"

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New bunny just dropped (prairie chicken)

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In Legends Arceus, you had to fight for your life as Pokemon tried to kill you in a mostly untamed wilderness, mimicking the real life conditions of pre colonized Hokkaido

In Legends ZA, if you go out after dark, the French will mug you, mimicking the real life conditions of modern Paris

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"You can sneak attack at night to start a trainer battle" Welcome to Lumiose City we've introduced a jumping mechanic

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completely normal rpg except one guy was born with a power that every time he sings sweet caroline everyone nearby is forced to drop everything and loudly sing the "BAM BAM BAM" part, this is a key part to his traumatic and tragic backstory probably.

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Hi I'm about to lose my job, state assisstance wont cover my living expenses and i otherwise have no financial support so if anyone has anything they can spare please send it to my paypal. i have nothing to give in return but my thanks. please ignore my deadname.

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guys trust me your ocs are 120% prettier when they're beaten and bruised and one step away from death's door as they're left alone in the rain

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🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

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bitch

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wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

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woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

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On a mission to demystify bottom surgery for girls like

no the risk of complications is not as high as you think

no you dont need to only go to one of two expensive surgeons, you can get good results in tons of places that your insurance will cover

no you wont lose ur trans status or be exiled from the community

yes you will get wet and cum and have a cute vulva and never need to tuck again

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Awww so cutes plueronranch💞💞❤️😋

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My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime

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stop telling robots they 'pass' as a compliment, passing the turing test is not required from robots for them to be valid, also stop assuming robots even want to pass, it's not the only thing that being a robot is about and is based on anthropocentric standards that you really should be dismantling in the first place

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A literal "string of fate." Whoever it's attuned to has their fate changed depending on how tightly the string is stretched. Super tight = Extremely hard. Super loose = Extremely easy.

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need need need need everyone to see this graph i just encountered

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tall order