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Weird brain fog mood

Me: googles about a pain that’s been particularly annoying

Google: “…Fibromyalgia…”

Me: .. oh, yeah. I have that. Right.

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“wow you’re so mature for your age!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!!!”

thanks, i raised me myself

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*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

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My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

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PSA:

If you see a post saying “Reblog this or else” or something else along those lines nothing bad is going to happen if you don’t reblog it.  

Don’t feel pressured to reblog something, and don’t feel bad if you don’t reblog it.

Nothing bad is going to happen.

It is ok to pass that post without reblogging it.

You aren’t a bad person for not reblogging it.

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he is neither fit nor active.

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Shane Dawson Moodboard

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Shane Dawson Moodboard

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Pusheen

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The most unrealistic part of any superhero show is the part where the super hero can hold down a 9-5 job, stay out late, and function properly on almost no sleep.

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you are extremely cute

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today my therapist told me that a panic attack consumes about the same amount of energy as running a marathon and suddenly my lack of energy doesn’t seem so strange

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people were starving and homeless when there was only a billion people on the planet

the problem isnt the amount of people the problem is that a small number of them are hoarding so many resources that the others are starving and dying homeless

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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

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low on self esteem, so u run on mac & cheese

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Teach boys about periods

My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.

When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).

I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.

My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.

My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.

When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.

Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.

Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.

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