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21 - Spookley the Square Pumpkin

In accordance with MSM tradition (that is very on purpose and an  intentional part of our brand, and NOT the whim of a chaotic universe),  we present to you this year’s Halloween-in-December pre-holiday spookfest: 2004’s Spookley the Square Pumpkin!

You may have heard of this lumpen mistake of nature recently from some other, much more popular podcast, who may have given away the whole synopsis to an audience who could populate a reasonably sized town, and may  be smarter, funnier and collectively more handsome than at least one of  our hosts.* It’s okay, though, you wouldn’t be listening to this show  if you were interested in quality over quantity. It’s only worth  mentioning because we read out some reviews on this episode, and it  should be noted this was recorded before that other show aired. You’ll  understand why it matters when you get there.

Get cosy, get  nogged, turn down the lights, and feast your ears on the terrifying  ballad of Scrumbles the Squmpkin. P.S: We are so sorry for all the terrible things we said.

*Cami

Featuring:  padcasts, the J/O-lympics, what the fuck is a veggie tale, laughing at a  real dead guy, pumpkin full of organs, save the day with your huge  square ass

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Movie: Spookley the Square Pumpkin (2004) Director: Bernie Denk Rating: Sigmund Freud Was Right

intro and outro music: “Everyone in Town Wants You Dead” by Singing Sadie

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I was looking through my queue and I saw this and now I’m wheezing with laughter.

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hades

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have you seen my boy? now you have

some pics of my catboy, rhen’a, since i came back for shadowbringers…. god what a good expansion, i’m so pleased with it….

i’m on sargatanas/aether datacenter if anyone else plays there!

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also I just moved back to the seattle area! i’m extremely glad to be back in the northwest, honestly... still getting my room set up, but i have furniture in it now which is the important part. for a bit there my computer was just propped up on boxes and it was the least comfortable setup possible.

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some pics of my catboy, rhen’a, since i came back for shadowbringers.... god what a good expansion, i’m so pleased with it....

i’m on sargatanas/aether datacenter if anyone else plays there!

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the three mains and i love them all so much

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forgiven  s c r e e

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Random NPC who will stop existing after I’ve finished their quest and I probably will never see again: Here, your payment. It’s not much, but it’s all we have.

Me:

Me: But you need that for your family

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things that have been used as weapons in hunter x hunter:

switchblade

bouken swords

needles

yoyos

spinning tops

dodgeball

fishing pole

hairstyling scissors

hair

umbrella (sword?)

coins

chains

floating hands

a giant fucking smoking pipe

bubble blower

surfing (not the surfboard, the surfing)

cellphone

poker cards

a boardgame

a dartboard

a red card

giant golden statue

birdcage

bees(?)

fish

gorilla clones

a yelling clown

jupiter

the sun

the fighter’s grandma

poetry

an interest calculator

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Pokémon! It's you and me! [Tentacruel obliterates an entire fucking building] I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINYYY

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everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

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Some first gen Pokémon based on various woodblock prints by Katsushika Hokusai.

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Hewwo? Spiwits? (Ow O; )

The Weabie Board. You can own this cursed object, printed on sparkly rainbow holographic heavy cardstock, so it radiates even more chaotic energy IRL. 

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slimey the worm babey!!!!

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.