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I really like how it feels like each character represents different player styles. Or specs.

Lucy feels like the player that just ~can't~ be mean to the npcs. Tries to talk down violent npcs. Maxed charisma.

Norm is the player who'd read all the computer entries and flavor text. Lore is really important to him. Perception and intelligence are maxed so he can hack and lockpick anything.

Max is a bit of a bro who thinks they want a BoS playthrough because military hoorah, but ends up really really liking a companion that dislikes half of your choices that align with the BoS. Would probably force close the game if he saw [Lucy disliked that.] To try again. Also maxed luck.

Coop clearly wants to be a badass that shoots first and asks questions later, but ends up being a lovable rouge who begrudgingly helps the npcs. Maxed agility.

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Finding out Walton Goggins absolutely scared the shit out of himself after waking up from a nap in his trailer and seeing his reflection in ghoul makeup is the funniest fucking thing I ever heard

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my gentle🥺🤲

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And so Cú Chullain (Irish Goku) was seized by the warp-spasm (Irish Super Saiyan State) to defend Ulster (That weird rocky landscape that they’re always fighting in in DBZ but like… y’know, Ireland).

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Today's Seal Is: Shrimp Noises And What They Mean

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No nuance here I fucking hate Tony stark

yeah we put your girl in the fandom and they villainized her beyond comprehension. yeah sorry they took out all the nuance and made the argument completely black and white. yeah my bad. we can’t reverse it. sorry.

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Ppl getting mad abt kink is so insane to me. We are literally just playing a game together. You remember playing pretend? Yeah it’s that.

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I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me

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I hope this guy fucking dies because

A) he's Mr Beast

B) he has WAY too much money if he's renting out the PYRAMIDS OF GIZA????

C) renting out actual historical landmarks that have already been desecrated and destroyed over thousands of years for a goddamn youtube video is actually disgusting.

idk if you think that they're "just the pyramids", they're the ONLY remaining wonder of the ancient world!!! Not to mention!! they're TOMBS!! sure, the people who were inside are long gone, but like?? idk, maybe i'm oversely sensitive, but being a white dude and desecrating an ancient burial site (for profit) and thus disregarding thousands upon thousands of years of history and culture is probably Up There with the scummy stuff this jackass has done

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You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."

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Today's Seal Is: I FOUND

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a selkie by the sea 🌊

this was from last month :)

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Dragons have a strong sense of smell. So it's important to switch out your shampoo, moisturizer, and perfum with other fragrances on occasion. Doing so will help provide enritchment for your dragon.

And it'll get you dragon sniffies and nuzzles

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✵♘ 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐫. 𝐂𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐞.♘✵

➳ † “If I am offered a job, I'd pick something a little more decent. Nevertheless, it's much better than what I got out of; I guess beggars can't be choosers.”

“Now, while I'm here, perhaps a little rest and recreation.”

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winter nights by Simon Byrne