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lets see the hags at cvs try to decline my card now that ive got my severed warlock hand talisman

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if you’re not busy later i was wondering if you’d like to spend the rest of our lives together

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Good news for American minorities: shooter was white

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[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page

peasant: can we listen to something else

me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.

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kangaroos are like what if a scary muscle man occupied the ecological niche for deer

well I wouldn't like that very much. is what

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at the start of the pandemic my friends and i kept sincerely going “at least people are being funny online” [nodding] “people are simply being so funny online” to each other in sombre tones over and over and over .and you know what. people are still being so fucking funny online

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wasnt a failed assassination. it was a successful long-range ear piercing by a deranged claires employee. they force femmed him. because of woke

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you know, I've been thinking, after this trail of carnage, I might just hang my sword up. just gotta slay these last few villains and I'll have evil solved, and there will be a place for me in this peaceful world I've created. with the sword.

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

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Just woke up, what's the move

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