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The Sexual Awakening of An Innocent Pureblood, Dating The Randy Prat Who Lived

Okay, so, recently this post began circulating wondering why Draco was always considered a sex god in fanfic.  And because I’m a little strange, I made a list of weird tags when I reblogged—and because @l0vegl0wsinthedark is a horrible friend, she copy/pasted those tags and reblogged gleefully.  In them, I made reference to Draco being so shocked and so virginal that he refers to kissing as mouth-pressing, which became a running joke between us once Love so helpfully supplied the term “naked touching.”  And we started… *cough*… I mean, role-playing a bit?  Not in the dirty way, you naughty creatures!  (Well, sort of not.  Actually not at all not.  What am I saying, we both love smut too much.)  A-ny-wayyy, we made a bit of a game out of it and delighted ourselves way too much to be normal by coming up with little scenarios in which Harry was baffled by Draco’s uber-conservative ideas about kissing and sex and slowly seduces him down to his pants.  (But sometimes no more than that because naked touching is SHOCKING and NOT PERMITTED and OH MY GOD POTTER, YOUR HAND–.)  So we thought we’d share some of them, because we’re both a bit perverse like that. This is an example of how we play, and a glimpse of what’s to come. And if there turns out to be any actual interest, we’ll open it up for scenario prompts under the tag “virgin draco”.  :D

(One more thing?  It will eventually be nsfw. lolol)

Please forgive me, I am new to tumblr and over the age of 29, I don’t know wtf I’m doing half the time.  

(But I love you all anyway! @l0vegl0wsinthedark does too!)

(Also, we’re making no judgements of anyone who lives any kind of lifestyle; we’re just having fun with this. <3)

HARRY ASKS DRACO OUT:

Harry, *jogging to catch up*: Malfoy!  Hey, uh, Malfoy!

Draco *narrowing eyes; flatly*: What.

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i have decided to come back

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i’m a multifandom trash now so meh 

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oooh very well said

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there’s a party not far away from my house and they fucking played little things

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so ironic bc its been 10 months since ive posted this

ive almost forgot this acc lol

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ive almost forgot this acc lol

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i'll make this feel like home

by g_uttertrash

It’s St. Patrick’s Day at the house in Greater Gloomingshire….in September.

(Liam’s “secret” is revealed, Zayn returns, Niall eats some cupcakes, while Harry and Louis both have to face the past - and the future.)

Words: 18641, Chapters: ½, Language: English

Series: Part 7 of domestic monsters

Fandoms: One Direction (Band)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik, Original Characters

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson

Additional Tags: Witch Harry, Vampire Louis, Werewolf Niall, Magic, Domestic Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Light Angst, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Mild Kink, Blood Drinking, like….seriously a lot, Ghosts, References to Depression, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Implied Mpreg

via AO3 works tagged ‘Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson’ http://ift.tt/1RbS1KD

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i will go to sleep now. nightmares, leave me alone please. i dont have sleep for the past 5 days.

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how to overcome sadness? no, i will not write about how to overcome it, i'm asking a question. because lately, i've been very sad for no reason. i'm happy then, in one blink, i'm sad. is it because of my problems that is not very big but it is anyway? because if it is, i will change, and my friends will not talk to me anymore. and i don't want that.

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it's already 2 in the morning. why am i staying this late? oh wait. i didnt choose this. i just cant sleep. even when i turn and toss, switched my head with my feet, i keep trying various positions, it just dont help. i've been doing this for the past days, well not 'doing' is the right word. my body decides for me. if i can sleep, i will sleep. if i cant, i wont. i just keep myself busy, until i feel very tired to keep up, and eventually will pass out. but now, it's different.

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hey hey! know any good single chapter top!louis?

Here are my top 10 favorite top!Louis one shots:

It’s My Pleasure to Introduce You

the AU where Louis is the most helpful sex shop salesperson in the history of sex shops, and Harry really was just looking for a vibrator with simple instructions (yet ended up getting a hands-on demonstration).

horizontal like a quarter to three

The worst part is that Louis just wants to get really rough with him. He’s wanted it right from the start, and it doesn’t make sense, because Harry’s always been so gentle and understanding and sweet, and yet all Louis wants to do is fuck him up.

i’ll fuck you like the devil

Harry is 15, dresses as an angel for Halloween, and attends Louis’ Halloween party. Louis fucks him

feels so good getting what i want

Harry is a slutty yoga teacher with his sights set on Louis and Louis wants to pull that long hair of his while he fucks him really hard from behind.

Been Waiting Long Enough

At first Louis thought it was cute.. It was just a reminder of how young Harry really was. Even the second time, it didn’t bother him so much. But once it was happening consistently, Louis knew something needed to be done.

let it beat baby breathe

Harry rides Louis in just his bandana.“It suits you, y’know.”

What You Learn From Me Might Save You From Suffering

Twenty year old Harry Styles grew out of religion years ago, but to appease his grandmother, he comes to confession. What he didn’t count on was Louis Tomlinson, a twenty-two year old priest-in-training, challenging Harry to abstain from all his bodily desires. They go on a week-long retreat where Harry is allowed no technology, no food, and no sexual pleasure. Louis is.

come and put your name on it

A University AU where roommates (and smitten friends with benefits) Louis and Harry are snowed in during Christmas Break. They ring in Louis’ birthday (and Christmas Eve) with a bang.

Bite My Lip and Close My Eyes, Take Me Away to Paradise

Louis goes on stage with a vibrating plug up his arse and Harry isn’t quite finished with him yet.

But I’ll Still Take You Home

Harry is 17 at a college party, and Louis is not Brian Kinney.

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List of all my recommended fics

Possesive!Harry

Marcel & punk/innocent boy

Harry paints his nails

Jay’s wedding

Pretend to be dating: part 1/ part 2

Over: 20k | 60k | 90k

Famous/non famous: part 1 | part 2

young!louis/punk!harry

age difference

saddest fics i’ve ever read

mafia!au

drug & alcohol addiction

best fics i’ve ever read

father!hary or father!louis

tumblr!aus

insecure/eating disorder

self harm

bondage

harry/louis/grimmy

friends to lovers

poor/rich

smutty one shots

sugardaddy!au

angsty: part 1 | part 2

doctor!au

travel!au

baker!harry

fics on wattpad

abusive relationship

where they hate each other: part 1/ part 2

nerd/popular

homeless!au

businessman!au

alpha/omega dynamics

sneaking around

internet relationship

mermaid!au

stripper!au

submissive!harry

vacation!au

uni!au / part 2

teacher/student

blind!au

fashion designer!louis

porn star!au

genderswap

bar!au

prison!au

Movie/book inspired fics: The Notebook | Maid In Manhattan | Pretty Woman | The Breakfast Club | Cinderella | Pride and Prejudice | Two Night Stand

spy!aus

break up

where harry works for louis

youtuber/vlogger!au

cockslut!harry

prostitue!au

time travel!au

bodyguard

where louis watches harry wank

hockey!au

mute!louis / mute!harry

sex addicts

royal!au

sick harry

slut!louis

ot5

best ziam

top 10 favorite fics

top 10 punk!harry fics

top 10 punk!louis fics

top 10 best written fics

pornstar!au

stutter!louis

growing up together

mental illness

prom!aus

older!Louis

psycho!au

father!au

harry potter!au

high school!au

sex slave

french!louis

insecure!louis

top 10 bottom!louis

lollipop kink

lolita inspired fics

Arctic Monkeys related

Leeds fics

camboy!louis

camboy!harry

pirate!au

styles/tomlinson twins

vampire!au

peter pan!au

photographer/model

cheating: part 1/ part 2

mpreg: part 1 / part 2

top 10 top!louis

greaser!au

boy next door!au

canon fics

daddy kink

lap dance

camp!au

depressed!louis

depressed!harry

edging

size difference

skater!louis

oversim/subspace

zombie apocalypse

where they get high together

top 10 summer fest fics

awkward!louis with kinky sex

cute fics

fics without smut

sex toys

crossdressing

coffee shop au

footie!louis

ballet

party games

heartbreaker

the hunger games!au

bullying

christmas

canon compliant

unrequited love

after concert smut

parent!louis and/or parent!harry

sexuality denial

where harry is a hipster and louis hates hipsters

heist/middle earth!au

skype sex

top 5 fics

army!au

yoga fics

waiter fics

secret admirer

tattoo artist

dodgeball team

harry/omc

where one of them works at a record label

creepy fics

UPDATED ON June 4th, 2015

This list will be updated monthly.

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NEVER FORGET

he’s sweet enough…

he’s sweet enough.. 

HE’S SWEET ENOUGH

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erupting like a volcano

i once had a problem.

i feel the need to tell them.

but i insisted that i can deal with it on my own.

months passed,

i felt lonely and afraid.

scared and frightened.

frightened of what would they thought of me.

lonely because i feel so unloved.

i feel so unworthy.

i feel so dirty.

afraid of what they would think of me.

they would think of me as a freak.

a delusional psychopath freak.

but one day, i saw her.

then blood started to boil up.

emotions started to fill my chest.

my breathing started to shorten.

tears started to fill my eyes.

and in one sudden moment, i erupted like a mad volcano

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kept emotions

i have this box inside my mind where i keep those fond memories i had.

i have this thought of you and me trying to be what i thought of.

i have this idea of what would we become if we were older and smarter.

i have this emotion that i’ve never felt before but it took time to figure it out. 

i have this voice inside my head saying dont and the other said do it.

i have this urge to follow what i want and say what i want to say.

i have this feeling i have to voice out what i feel about you. about us.

i have this feeling that we will never gonna work out but i have this hope inside of me firing with desire and love.

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a short shitty poem

love reminds me of valentines; valentines reminds me of flowers.

flowers remind me of a funeral; funerals remind me of dead people.

dead people remind me of spirits; spirits remind me ghost.

ghost reminds me of your love: i can’t see it but i can feel it.