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You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

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Lex Luthor hates Superman, Lex Luthor hates the Justice League, bla bla bla… You know who Lex must really hate? Bruce Wayne.

Because he knows that bitch is Batman. He’d worked it through that big brain of his and he’s without a doubt certain that the same idiot who spilled champagne on him last New Year’s Eve moonlights as the Batman.

But he can’t fucking prove it. So he’s resigned to a lifetime of having to make stilted conversation filled with double meaning while Brucie just flutters his eyelashes and pretends to be a ditz. And Lex just has to sit there and take it, because Bruce knows that Lex knows and absolutely uses that knowledge to fuck with Alex at every opportunity—he says the absolute shittest, godawful pickup lines and flirts to his heart’s content, knowing full well that he helped Superman kick Lex’s ass last week and that Lex knows it was him.

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Every member of the JL has a batkid that scares them more than the others. And every month like clockwork they gather together to discuss why the fear of their kid is more valid than the others. It’s like book club except it’s just them review mission reports for only the bat kids.

People tend to fear Dick for his ability to go completely feral with maxed out charisma. Seriously, he was on a diplomatic mission and punched the prince of a hosting delegation in the face, but he managed to charm the leaders into somehow believing Dick was not at fault.

Tim is…Tim. People still shudder just thinking of all the things that never got mentioned in the Bruce Quest Mission reports. There are mission reports from the Young Justice that causes some to break out in a cold sweat when they’re reminded of it. Tim can lie to Batman. He’s the only one who really successfully can. (Dick is more emotional manipulation than outright lying and Jason likes to throw shit in Bruce’s face instead of hide it). Tim knows everything. Literally secrets cannot be kept from him. He’s a fucking bloodhound. They were once debriefing on a potential disaster and Tim laughed at them because “oh I already handled that, give it another day and it’ll all fall apart.”

Jason, arguably, is the most tame. Typically sticks to his territory, but the few times he gets pulled into JL missions? Hooo boy. Sometimes they forget he was Bat and league trained and then eventually he reminds them. When Jason goes quiet you should be scared.

Damian is more of a sassy lost child kinda vibe. Most are intimidated by his record than the kid himself. That being said, Damian has a knack for seeing and pointing out every little flaw you have. One time Tim dared the kid to take down an enemy without fighting and the JL played witness to the most Brutal, deprecating verbal beatdown they’ve ever seen. Seriously, the BBG surrendered so long as Damian was not wherever the fuck they planned on sending him.

So yeah, the JL gathers together with copies of their designated batkid’s mission reports, ready to convince the other’s to see why they should definitely fear Tim/Damian/Dick/Jason more when Bruce shows up.

He doesn’t say anything, just slides over a mission report discussing how his four sons had effectively infiltrated and took over a small country via a coup which came about via their destabilizing efforts in the span of a week. Technically it was to stop a global distribution of a highly addictive and deadly new drug, but reading through the reports showed the drugs were an after thought.

“I have to let them get their super villain enrichment every now and then or this planet wouldn’t survive,” Batman explained turning to leave. “And you’re all wrong. You should be afraid of Oracle. My boy’s will do anything she asks of them no questions asked.”

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“when Dick Grayson becomes a detective in Blüdhaven, it takes time to adjust to not being able to break the laws to get evidence or confessions” versus the far superior “when Dick Grayson becomes a detective in Blüdhaven, it takes time to adjust to the fact that all of his coworkers are horribly incompetent when it comes to obtaining and preserving evidence and it turns out all of Bruce’s anal retentiveness about crime scenes, chain of custody for evidence, and contamination was actually for a very good reason and puts Batman 10-20 years ahead of any modern police department”

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My take on the batkids:333 this is just a ref sheet for me hehe

Just wanted to note that Damian is still Arab I was just misinformed and should have done more research on the ethnicities in different countries my baddd

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big fan of Damian in the mikel janín style that is talia al ghuls baby he looks like her so much. al ghul face card doesn’t decline and personally I think we should draw him to look like her instead of Bruce clone 27

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Teen dad Bruce(19y.o.) and Dick (8 y.o.) is my favorite thing

Bruce still being in College (med student) and deciding to adopt Dick just cause he can.Alfred is tired of the utter chaos these two bring Their dynamic is more like the Lego Batman movie more than anything honestly (they mean so much to meee)

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They make me very happy

Also sorry if I don't answer your asks or req!! I'm starting comms and am focusing on those first hehe

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Sensitive Jason™

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We listen and do not judge, fandom artist version:

Favorite character and favorite dynamic to draw about?

My favorite character is Dick and for the second one..

I think this explains enough

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put dick on a team and trust he will make sure they can perform as an acrobat troop

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Why is Dick always so mad

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I’ve been obsessed with the Olympics for the past week, and obsessed with Dick Grayson for longer, so here’s the crossover we all deserve.

Plus, gorgeous sweaty acrobat in gymnastics poses? Only positives.

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the fact that dick sees him as a little brother is so heartwarming tbh (dick gave it to tim as robin) LIKE AWW this is the sibling dynamic i love tbh. like no they all don’t hate eachother they care for one another. idgaf if they get into arguments every two seconds they’re my babies

DCU Holiday Special (one shot)

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Dick Grayson - Nightwing ✨

I said I would draw my version of Dick, and here it is-

He is THE ✨ Pretty boy ✨

Now with piercings as well

I also wanted to make my version of his suit, although it has almost no changes lmao, just a little more blue because... yeah-

That's it 🪐

I won't even be joking about making it so detailed every time I draw it, but this is its design, it is-

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Honestly I don't like making HC about things that involve characters I don't know very well, but I saw this which is apparently canon, and well, I was already missing something from Cass and Dick being siblings.

Apparently Cass tends to forget words when she's stressed (if I'm wrong and it's not canon, well, take it as HC).

And since I involve Dick in everything...

He may be one of those who best understands Cass in this.

As an audhd person, words are actually not always as easy as one thinks. Sure, ADHD sometimes involves increased speech ability (yes, it's a real thing), but it can also hinder vocabulary, even to levels similar to dyslalia (which would be something like speech dyslexia, it's a speech disorder).

So maybe Dick, even though he seems very eloquent with words, definitely understands Cass in that regard, because he goes through that too, more often than people think. He's just quick to change an entire sentence when he can't remember a word, but sometimes, when he's really frustrated or tired, the words just don't come.

Dick even confesses to her that sometimes he is so stressed that words do not come to him even in his native language, nor in any other language that he knows, so he has to make gestures and pray that someone understands him.

And Cass is genuinely grateful to know this, to know that one of the most eloquent people she knows is going through the same thing she is.

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I love when DC makes sure to remind EVERYONE how capable Dick Grayson is

They put him on so many Teams Ups and made him rely so much on the Batfamily on later years cof cof Tom Taylor cof cof, that is refreshing to hear someone casually say "Dick Grayson uncovered a body snatching operation...." and giving him the FULL CREDIT, it wasn't the Titans or Nightwing and... It was Dick Grayson.

Out of topic, I think his current run is bringing back his detective skills and how competent and smart he is... I hope they don't make me look like a clown for saying this later on