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For the chief and chief!

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WIP Reading Tag Game

wow.... she finally does it.. she finally stays on her laptop long enough to complete one (1) tag game

thank u SO MUCH to @ultravioletbrit @sunfl0w3rmoon @staringathesunbabe @velanavis for the tags!!

ok here we go~

preacher's dog - @del-stars get him back - @sixlane edge - @pinkpalaceapartmcnts october will cure me - @rweoutofthewoods tennessee baby - @rweoutofthewoods bring your hunger - @poetskings past traces - @staringathesunbabe cold feet - @levelofyoureye same boat - @ecstarry famous last words (an ode to eaters) - @er9tic yeehaw, baby (series) - @shoopsthereitis nothing happens (series) - @itsjaywalkers

i missed the tagging bonanza so i'm sure all my moots have been tagged-- so if u see this and you're putting it off, here's another tag! & if u haven't been tagged and get the itch, here's a tag!

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yeah sure I'll post this separately why not

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damian: well I’m the blood son

tim: bruce chose us, you were thrust onto him by no choice

jason: to be fair he didn’t pick tim either

dick: he picked me under weird circumstances, I honestly think Jay is the only one he actually chose, like one of those strays at the shelter

jason: I’m going to fucking kick your ass

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Damian: His name is Billy Batson. Don't you find that utterly ridiculous?

Dick: No.

Damian: That's because your name is Dick.

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Guests at a gala notice that Brucie Wayne is surprisingly jacked. Like, a suspicious amount of muscle for a CEO who lives a life of luxury and doesn't do any physical labour. An amount of muscle that goes beyond "works out to stay fit and look good". And when he's asked about this by a gossip columnist guest he panicks (he's running on 2 hours sleep) and says "It's so I can pick up my kids!"

Now everyone is looking at his kids. Cass and Tim are tiny at 5’ 5 and 5' 7. Damian is still a kid and he's also small. Dick is bigger, but picking him up wouldn't require that much muscle. Maybe Duke, who is still growing but looks like he could be about Bruce's height when he's fully grown? Maybe him?

Then Jason officially returns from the dead. And everyone looks at the 6' 4, 260lbs walking double fridge and goes "Ahhh, ok then."

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Duke spent all his childhood and most of his teenage years in a middle class family, so I like to think that he carried these habits into his rich life as well.

Example 1:

Duke: who the fuck is wasting our water? Do you know how expensive the bill will be next month?

Tim: Do you know that even if we had opened all the taps in the manor, Bruce would still have no problem paying for them for at least the next ninety years?

Duke, closing the faucet: yeah, what's your point?

Example 2:

Duke: It's literally a rip-off! Six dollars for a fucking yogourt?! Nah, let's go Cass, bet I can find an analog for three.

Cass, handing him the hundred dollar bill that Bruce gave them to buy two yogourts (he didn't know the price and just hoped that it was enough): ?

Duke, dragging her out of the store: It's a principle now, let's go.

Example 3:

Dick, accidentally dropping his phone: oopsie-

Duke, without thinking: of course, go on and break it. We are all billionaires here, aren't we?

Dick, pretty much confused: well, technically…

Duke: I see you, victim of capitalism.

He also constantly turns off the lights when someone leaves the room for more than 0,5 seconds, because it pisses him off.

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Não lembro a última vez que precisei desabafar assim, mas hoje eu só preciso colocar pra fora um pouquinho dessa dor que eu tô sentindo e preciso ser rápida, pq eu tenho que ir trabalhar amanhã cedo.

Eu estava brigando com a minha irmã, pq ela tem 18 anos e não cuida das próprias coisas, tipo, tem maquiagem roupas, sapatos e tudo que ela usa jogado pelo quarto e quem arruma sou eu, pq eu moro no mesmo quarto, eu sinceramente só queria ficar em um quarto arrumado, pq eu sei que ela trabalha o dia todo e eu também trabalho, eu sou uma mulher de 23 anos e eu entendo a paz que é estar em um ambiente organizado.

Então sim, eu estava brigando com ela, pq se meus pais me obrigaram a criar meus irmãos enquanto eles estavam trabalhando, eu tenho o direito de brigar com a menina que eu troquei as fraldas quando eu mal tinha saído das minhas, xinguei ela de sebosa, disse que é obrigação dela arrumar as coisas dela, coisas básicas do dia-a-dia. então ela começou a dizer que eu estava com inveja dela, pq ela comprou um iphone 15, sendo que eu passei o último ano destando todos defeitos do software e hardware da Apple, me disse que eu tenho inveja dela pq ela é mais magra do que eu, então todos os rapazes querem ela e nunca vão me querer, principalmente pq eu sou insuportavel de conviver.

Então eu perdi a paciência e falei que ela é uma oferecida, que só anda com gente torta, pq ela mesma é toda torta, e que se eu com 18 anos estava com o quarto bagunçado, era porque eu estava em um estágio avançado de depressão e fazia um curso técnico de periodo integral, e não porque eu gostava da maldita bagunça, que eu não tenho interesse em me casar no momento, porque, enquanto ela quer abandonar o ensino medio, eu depois do curso tecnico, estou me formando na faculdade e estou ingressando para o meu primeiro emprego concursado.

Confesso que sim, eu disse palavras no minimo duras, mas eu realmente não esperava que minha irmã dissesse que eu devia ter me matado na época que eu estava tão ruim da depressão, eu fiquei em silêncio depois disso e fui chorar no chuveiro, pq pelo menos o barulho do motor do chuveiro não ia deixar ninguém saber que eu estava chorando.

É isso, novos dias virão, hoje foi ruim, amanhã pode ser bom.

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what is he dreaming about

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dumb lil 16th century robin design (vaguely based on the fact that robin was originally inspired by robin hood)

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When I draw characters, most of the time I don't draw body hair. That doesn't necessarily mean they don't have body hair in my view, though. This just means that it's not much. So when I don't draw body hair, it could be that the character has little/average body hair or that they don't have any. When I draw hair, then the character is hairy.

That being said, my Antilochus and Achilles don't have body hair because I can't help but imagine them shaving because they don't like the friction of the hair while running really fast. Apparently, from what I've seen from a quick search, men shaving their body hair wasn't a shocking thing in Ancient Greece, especially when it came to athletes who were showing off their muscles. However, now I'm laughing as I imagine Patroclus watching them shave and being absolutely terrified because, man, that doesn't sound like a fun task. More specifically, he's especially shocked by the legs hair removal. Like, man, that's a really big area. It seems like it never ends. I imagine Achilles naturally has little body hair because he looks more like Thetis, but that isn't Antilochus' case. In Antilochus' case, it's an arduous task because the guy takes after Nestor's family a lot.

Yes, it's an extremely random headcanon lol

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Was re-reading the Settle Our Bones fic series by @motleyfam​ and realized I’ve?? Never drew anything for any of the fics in there?? Which is a crime because the whole series is amazing, gotta be one of my fav out there, you won’t ever believe how much I struggled picking a scene because it has soooo many good moments! Went with this one since it kinda sums up the series without spoiling anything (It’s from DANton-ten-six specifically, which is the third fic in the series) but seriously, for all the Jason-never-died and Tim-Joins-The-BatFamily-Early fans like myself, these fics are a must!!

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does anyone have the draw your bbygirl like this meme

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Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops