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my naim is cat n wen i eet i lyk to poot it on my feet but today i want a change am feeling friski it mite b strange on this day as i get fed i stik out tung i lik the bred
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Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly
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“I have so much to do” *collapses on bed*
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Then the spinoff: he starts fake WW3 and we lock him in an underground bunker for 7 years, after which he will be moved to some kind of remote tundra landscape to live out the rest of his life as the ‘last man alive’.
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gal tip: compliment girls on things other than their appearance! compliment her on an interesting comment in class, or her laugh or her sense of humor. appearance is cool, but remember that girls have features beyond what they look like.
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Funny how easy it is so hide how you're really feeling inside
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I reblogged this to the wrong blog the first time and I think that really speaks volumes for how much I relate to this
date a girl who fucks everything up
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I SAW THIS TEXT POST ON PINTEREST OR SOMETHING I'M FUCKING FANGIRLING
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
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