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I am legally obligated to say Nico, he’s the Hades head councillor. Also Nico is much scarier. Also I enjoy my health insurance. (Hades cabin gets a discount thanks to Will as hush money. You didn’t hear it from me.)

We need to discuss this once and for all:

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Just got back from a quest. Some idiot stole Aphrodite’s undies. Anyway, lingerie returned and now the (formerly closeted) lesbian is being treated for madness by Mr D. Turns out repressing that kind of thing around love magic is not a great idea. Who knew?

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Chiron said “Summoning zombies to chase other campers during capture the flag is unsportsmanlike.” Pfft. Tell that to my zombie horse and the flag in my hand, horse man.

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Nobody won because the judge went into a food coma. I knew we shouldn’t have asked the Hypnos cabin.

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A bread duel has been raging for the last three hours. Yes there has been sabotage attempts. No I didn’t summon zombies. You have no proof, Miranda.

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I was baking bread and a Demeter kid said my using squid ink was in “bad taste”. Screw you, my dad’s the God of the underworld, if I want to bake bread the color of my soul I will do so thank you very much, you forget my stepmom is your sister, baking is in my blood just as much as bones and death!

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I wonder if Mr D ever reuses the lava from the dishes on the climbing wall. Or vice versa. I know it’s lava but that feels unsanitary.

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A Hephaestus kid just streaked through the forest on fire singing “Grandma putting on her armor”. The Poseidon kids and Dryads managed to put out the fires but Cabin 9 is on dish duty today.

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Why. One of the Poseidon kids flooded the bathrooms again.

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It’s a balmy 28°F and Nico used skeletons to wake us up because he couldn’t be bothered to get up himself. This is the third time this week.

Update: One of the twins mimicked Will’s voice and Nico shot upright like he was in the military.

Update 2: We recruited Cabin 5 for some early morning combat against the resulting wave of zombies and skeletons.

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The patrol harpies are screeching. Or Cabin 6 found a spider. Hard to tell the difference.

In other news, I’m pretty sure the twins are actual vampires. They had an awful amount of fun digging bloody drachmae out of David.

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Will painted Nico’s nails last week, it was exactly like this.

Nico: GENDER IS A PRISON AND I CHEWED THROUGH THE BARS!!!!!

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We were picking golden drachmae out of David’s ass last week after he thought it’d be funny to cosplay Dr Facilier and shadow travel into existence right in front of Hazel.

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Nico has a designated shadow corner to sneak Will in. We pretend not to notice and we don’t tell Hazel.

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When Hades kids shadow travel it sounds like endermen