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butjosephine‌:

“you know… i’m pretty happy i got this jean jacket for pretty cheap from the thrift store… i have a feeling that this fake blood is never going to come out…” she murmured softly, a small chuckle escaping her lips. “but i needed it to complete the whole look.” she took another sip of her drink, slightly feeling the effects of the alcohol she was convinced to add. 

“Rubbing alcohol. A lot of it.” He left out that even that might not work. It went without saying. For all his fascination with aesthetics, he’d found this party pretty tricky. “Though, honestly, at the rate fashion’s going, you could just rewear it as is. Which horror movie girl are you supposed to be?” The look was very 80s and 90s slasher, and that did little to narrow it down for him. 

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@g_note: some of you never had an edgar allan poe phase in middle school and it shows

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“It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my brain; but once conceived, it haunted me day and night. Object there was none. Passion there was none. I loved the old man. He had never wronged me. He had never given me insult. For his gold I had no desire. I think it was his eye! yes, it was this! He had the eye of a vulture --a pale blue eye, with a film over it. Whenever it fell upon me, my blood ran cold; and so by degrees --very gradually --I made up my mind to take the life of the old man, and thus rid myself of the eye forever.” 

--Edgar Allan Poe, “The Tell-Tale Heart”, 1843

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ok so...confession???

i’ve seen maybe two horror movies in my life so i don’t actually know what gerard’s costume would be bc all the horror movie characters i’ve heard of are taken lfkjskldj

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Ask my muse “Have you ever ___” questions!

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you now have the power to bring to two dead historical figures back to life. the catch is, you gotta have a threesome with them to activate your power. who do you choose?

“johannes brahms and river phoenix. obviously.”

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What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?

“Someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then going the fuck away, never to be seen again.”

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top 5 hottest people on campus in your opinion?

“Listen. So many of them are hot here. It honestly pisses me off, because in addition to being hot, most of them have no fucking personality. It’s the worst. But. Okay. Still gonna be biased because of that but whatever...Teddy, Indira, Levi, Elias, and Mars.”

@teddylawrence @ohindiras @parklevi @eliaspaxton @svpcrnova

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fckitskyle‌:

“God, I am so tired,” Kyle groaned, rubbing the sleep away from his eyes as he stretched in his chair. Yea, sure, he might have woken up at exactly 1:30, but that didn’t matter. He was still tired for a pretty damn good reason. “Like, I don’t get why people feel the need to have… Relations together and be so loud. Like we get it, you got… well, that. Let’s move on to something more exciting like that dream I was having, living above a bakery with my four dogs because they’re the only loves I need.” And with that, he kicked his feet up into the empty chair at the table, smiling as he saw his socks peak out from under his jeans. “Oh! Do you like my socks? They got ‘lil Dachshund’s on them.”

“Depends. If it’s all theatrical an’ shit, one of ‘em probably sucks and the other doesn’t wanna hurt their feelings. Sometimes people are just loud, though. Slutshaming in the year of our lord twenty bi teen. I mean, really.” Gerard kept his expression for all of, like, four seconds. He couldn’t help but laugh at himself. “But, yeah, no, that’s kinda shit. Cool socks. I’ve got...” He paused, yanking each pant leg up just a bit to check. “A long sock with skulls on it and an ankle sock that I think has Buttercup from the Powerpuff Girls on it. It’s green. I think that’s a Buttercup sock. Either her or the Hulk.”

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bashlockwood‌:

Bash gave an apologetic grimace, which was half meant for Gerard and half in reaction to the pain that shot through him for even daring to move, “Sorry.” He mumbled with a sigh, pushing blood drenched curls away from his forehead, brown eyes finally able to find Gerard’s once the light switches on, “I mean it does make the color more bearable. If they charge you a fee, don’t worry, I’m the Dean’s son so I’ll take care of it.”

“Uh, alright, well. Stay...there. I’ve got stuff for this. But if you have a concussion I gotta drive you to the hospital. I can tell ‘em you got jumped downtown and called me. I’m pretty good at lying to cops. Unless that’s not a lie, in which case, Jesus fuck. Because, honestly, dude...” He droned on, more for himself than for Bash, as he walked back to get the first aid kit from his room. It was a little more extensive than the small one he kept in his bag, and he had a feeling some band aids and antiseptic wipes weren’t going to cover it. He didn’t know what the fuck was going on here, but he did know people on the up and up didn’t just break into someone else’s dorm looking like they’d been hit by a truck.

“Okay, where’s the worst of it? Because, honestly, you just look like shit overall.”

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to : animelover69

cyrus: I'm never drawing in public again I left my sketchbook open as I was looking thru my bag n some dude walked up to me and asked "IS THAT ANIME DO U DRAW ANIME"

cyrus: like how the fUCK does that scream 'ANIME' to u

cyrus: okay like YEAH maybe it looks like anime but that DOESN'T MEAN I WANT U TO SAY THAT !!!

cyrus: now he's probably gonna tell his friends abt that one art student who draws anime and it's gonna follow me thru not only college but also my nonexistent future

cyrus: pls remember me as smth other than that one art student who draws anime

gerard: all cartoons = anime it's a law they introduced when i was in like middle school i think.

gerard: and to be fair. you wouldn't be that ONE art student who draws anime. you'd be in good company! maybe you can teach the others how to draw realistic women.

gerard: is this better or worse than the "can you draw me next" people, though? like, be honest with yourself.

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ur voice is so soothing and sarcastic how do u do it

“First things first, so many voice cracks. Like, an honestly mortifying amount. Once you’ve crossed that bridge, it’s nothing but smooth sailing. Voice wise, at least. Everything about me is and always will be a disaster of epic proportions.”

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if you were dropped on a deserted island with nothing but what you have on your backpack right now how long would you survive for?

“Bold of you to assume I have a backpack.”

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do you have any tattoos? do you want any?

“I lost a bet so I’ve got ‘damn daniel’ tattooed on my left leg. I want more, though. Just. a bunch of dumb shit. At least 4 of em are gonna be MCR tattoos, because I have a brand to uphold.”

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You think you're such a big MCR fan?? Okay, name five of their albums

“Well, I could start with I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love, which I’m assuming you want because you said albums, but they released Like Phantoms, Forever first, but it was only an EP. But if I don’t include that EP, or any of their EPs, live albums, or compilation albums, they only have I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love, Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, The Black Parade, and Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys. Now, what were you saying? Watch Umbrella Academy, and maybe you’ll calm down.”