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Someone: what's a cryptid????

MC: oh no

Joseph: oh no

Val: oh no

Mary:

The entire cul-de-sac: oh no

Robert: *climbs through the window with a comically large book* well since you asked-

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"Is 'no' an emotion? Because I'm feeling it."

sentence starters // accepting

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“ uh…i   do    not    think   it    isnt    ???   i    believe   ‘no’    is  used    to    indicate    that    something   is    quite    the    opposite    of    what   is    being   specified….i    did   not    know   it…was   an    emotion    now ??? “

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"I don't want to look 'pretty', I want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening."

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“ with   all   do   respect   mary   dear   why   can’t    you   do   both  ???   or   at least   all   three   ???   being   pretty   and   threatening   can   be   accomplished,  take   a   look   at    some   of   the   victorian   era   rulers   for   example. “

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he loves his not-a-vampire boyfriend

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Sentence starters

Based on famous text-posts

"Bro, you look so cute right now. Dude, you are so fucking adorable."

"Wanna watch this murder documentary with me?"

"I may act like I'm sassy but if you're mean to me there's a 900% chance I'll cry."

"I may act like I'm clueless but actually know what's going on at al times."

"ATTENTION: I need attention."

"I don't have a nervous system. I'm a nervous system."

"Drugs? No thanks, the only 'high' I need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder."

"I think I'm subconsciously trying to ruin my own life."

"Why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?"

"I try not to sound like an asshole but it's really hard because I am an asshole."

"I don't want to look 'pretty', I want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening."

"I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know."

"Girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. I don't remember what I was going to say but I'm just gay."

"I'd love to relax but that's just not realistic."

"Contrary to popular belief I'm actually soft and have feelings."

"This could be less hetero."

"To be honest I just need a hug."

"Why can't I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?"

"This is it, this is how I die: Lack of attention."

"Are we just friends or is this flirting serious?"

"I have this problem where I isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because I'm lonely."

"I may be ugly but at least I have an ugly personality too. Consistency is key."

"I don't wanna get involved in drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened."

"I am bysexual as in I'm not interested, goodbye."

"I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored."

"Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees."

"I'm so tired of not being a multimillionaire."

"I panic alot of other places besides the disco."

"Which layer of hell do you think you're going to?"

"My kink is being right."

"My kink is being home alone."

"You're really sensitive for a selfish asshole."

"I can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, I have a big heart and can't treat people badly, that's just not me."

"What about netflix and kill?"

"No offense but why does everyone hate me?"

"I'm a strong independent introvert who don't need no social life."

"Why do I get struggles instead of snuggles?"

"If a conversation goes on too long without being about me, I'm out."

"I'm small, queer and something to fear."

"All this sadness is bad for my skin."

"I'm cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive"

"I'm beautiful and underappreciated."

"She's beauty, she's grace, she's me."

"Sorry for being awesome, loser."

"Is 'no' an emotion? Because I'm feeling it."

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   a series of unfortunate events,    book the first: the bad beginning.

what do you think it is? 

it only seems scary because of the mist. 

it is a nice day. i’m afraid i have some very bad news for you. 

the entire house was engulfed in fire. it burned to the ground. 

where will we go? 

just how is he related to us exactly?

that’s an unusual first name. 

what a terrible place! 

i don’t want to live there at all!

wipe your feet outside so no mud gets indoors. 

this room looks like it needs a little work.

 perhaps with a bit of your money we could fix it up a little nicer. 

i hope you will be very happy here. 

have dinner ready by the time they arrive.

stay out of our way. none of us knows how to cook. 

i wish they were here. i hate it here! i hate this house! i hate our room! i hate having to do all these chores, and i hate him!

we have to keep our chin up.

it is very difficult to keep one’s chin up when he keeps shoving it down. 

we haven’t found any books in this house at all. 

i can tell you it concerns a poisonous plant and illegal use of someone’s credit card. 

is there anything you desire? 

this is a wonderful library! 

as long as you keep them in good condition, you are welcome to use any of my books. 

it is a pleasure to see young people interested in books. 

you seem like very intelligent people. 

where is the roast beef? 

i am not someone to be trifled with. 

put her down immediately, you beast! 

perhaps by the time these brats serve us, we will be too drunk to care. 

if i were you i would try not to anger him, or he might wreck that pretty little face of yours.

you know perfectly well we haven’t any money. 

if i know you, you’ll figure out a way to get at that money. 

clearly, we cannot stay here any longer. 

i would rather take my chances on the streets than live in this terrible place. 

who knows what misfortunes would befall us on the streets? 

in the meantime, we have to do something about our predicament. 

we don’t really have a question. we have a complaint. 

we cannot stay with him. 

there’s nothing i can do about it. 

you’ll do nothing to help us. 

aren’t raspberries delicious? 

a pretty girl like you shouldn’t be working backstage. 

i have such an important role for you. 

i would hate to disgrace your good name. 

i would prefer it if you would participate voluntarily. 

he must be up to something. 

killing us would do him no good. 

today i don’t think i’ll choose a book on wolves. 

make sure she doesn’t eat any dirt. 

she wouldn’t help us anyway. 

have you found anything in your book yet? 

he struck me across the face. 

you are to return to the house immediately. 

why are you reading that? 

the only reason he hasn’t torn you limb from limb is that he hasn’t gotten hold of your money. 

what reason will he have to keep you alive after he has your money? 

so if i were you, i’d start acting a little nicer. 

where did you get that book? 

what’s important is that i have found out your plan. 

what is my plan, you little runt? 

a man like myself can acquire any number of beautiful women. 

i’m sure they’ll want to know all about your grand victory over my evil ways. 

she’s not the type to run off. 

it certainly is strange to find a child missing. 

what have you done with her? 

for someone who reads so much, you are remarkably unintelligent. 

let her go! 

we’ll do anything, anything, just don’t harm her. 

she is perfectly safe, for now. 

i consider her to be a stick behind a stubborn mule. 

you will do as i say, to avoid the punishment, and because you want the reward of surviving this experience. 

you’re such a lovely girl. 

i wouldn’t dispose of you. 

you’re a terrible man. 

you may have read more books than i have, but it didn’t help you gain the upper hand in this situation.

how pleasant that you could join us. 

i was just thinking how much i wanted to see your pretty face. 

what are you going to do with me? 

no monkey business, or i will have to tie you up and let you dangle out of the window. 

you must have been terrified. 

if we had any kerosene, i could make molotov cocktails with these bottles. 

we could break these bottles in half and use them as knives. 

we appreciate all you’ve done for us. 

break a leg! 

this is dreadful nonsense. 

i’m afraid this dreadful nonsense is the law.

i can’t believe how easily i was tricked. 

don’t think you’re so safe. 

you are a liar! 

send him to jail!

he’s an evil man! 

did you really mean what you said? 

i’ll get my hands on your fortune if it’s the last thing i do. 

i’ll kill you and your siblings with my own two hands. 

we will miss you very much. 

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Dream Daddy favs

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How puppies help when you’re sick.

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i dont even have icons ready bc i was busy with commissions/life (ew) so consider this a starter call.

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mary is so relatable 

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GOOD MORO !!! this is a fresh new cannon divergent DAMIEN BLOODMARCH blog aka dog loving goth daddy. if you love goths, victorian era, dogs, gardens, and DADS then you’ll love this blog !!! if you wish to interact then like or reblog this post and i’ll check out your blog. with lots of love, frecher.