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Yo people are still following and interacting with this blog???

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Y’ALL I THINK I FOUND THE OLD MAN’S VAULTS?????

I FLEW OUT PAST OGDEN’S RETREAT, BECAUSE I WILL CLIMB EVERY WALL AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL, AND THEY’RE JUST OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN

I mean, sure, the devs had to put them somewhere, but I found them???

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Just loaded into my main save standing in the middle of the grotto, 77 fire plorts, 15 tabby plorts and 5 chickens in my tank. Half my water is gone.

I was late-night ranching again and can’t remember what I was doing with all this-

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If only drones could regularly splash water on your slimes...

I need a way to safely keep quantum slimes

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When you see discourse happening on your dash

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This chicken,,,,,,,, has been stuck here,,,,, for as long as I can remember,,,,, and I have no plans to remove her

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HE GOT SO STARTLED BY MY SCARESLIME THAT HE PASSED OUT, MY POOR BOY

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Having a green slime lamp makes it look like a damn UFO just landed on your ranch. It’s not just me, right?

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Something I love about the slime rancher community is that we can all take any slime, throw an article of clothing on it and call it our child- and everyone else will treat it as your child too. And I think there's something really beautiful about that.

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I love my son, Carlos. He’s so talented!!

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I can’t tell if this is because of the update or if I’ve just never noticed, but the water is so pretty???

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Oh, hey! I’ve been about as absent as this extractor with no animation! 

That... was a bad analogy... It’s friday, I’m tired, but I’m back!!

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Sometimes I wish I could go back and play slime rancher for the very first time again. It was so new and everything was so pretty, and it still is. I just wish I could feel and think everything about it for the first time again.

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This is a Leaf Appreciation Post. Look at those leaves, hot damn

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What have I done...

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Oh....

so they DIDN’T fix that...

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Oh same