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obsessed with the fact that naked mole rats seem to have a whole caste of special little guy whose job it is to be really fat, horny, unhelpful, and disgusted by incest
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Pangur loves being held upside down like a baby, to the extent where I’ll be sitting while using my arms for something (reading, laptop, etc) and she’ll climb onto my lap and just….throw herself backward at me. requiring me to drop whatever I’m doing to catch her, sometimes literally. I am then trapped holding a baby (elderly) cat for however long she wants to remain there purring
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You can’t see Ed’s airpods but he’s actually listening to Hilary Duff’s Come Clean
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it’s because you’re always in that damn hole that resembles the grave but isn’t
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One thing I hate about chicago is that they make you smoke weed out of an old wooden shoe at house parties. The kind a gnome would wear
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on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next
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