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today i have dreamed up Bafington the third, an evil counterpart to Kermit the frog. He looks like kermit but bright red

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i love listening to sounds

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I feel like this is how Loop felt after eating that damn star

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fanfiction truly being the savior for everyones sanity

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love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

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Building permits should come with wizards

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I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

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this was for an aquarium

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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

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warm bread with butter. reblog if you Agree

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i found this in my ibispaint gallery. i do not remember creating this

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Elf video games: 300 hour jrpgs with legions of characters and several novels worth of text. Labrynthine upgrade trees and customization options. The most insufferably unintuitive UI possible. A single turn based battle can take hours. Every character has an ennui stat.

Dwarf video games: Basebuilding strategy FPSs that has a whole wiki page on the flexile vs tensile strengths of different building materials. Dwarven rhythm games have minigames where you have to manage supply lines. Mortals cannot comprehend dwarven grand strategy games.

Halfling video games: What appears on the surface to be a viscerally calming farming sim is actually an extraordinarily complex social combat game about cutthroat HOA politics.

Goblin video games: Wildly unbalanced collectathon gatchas where half the fun is finding new hilariously broken strategies. Zany uberviolent team shooters about bugs. MOBAs so bad it's almost art.

Orc video games: Addictive in-browser flash games with names like "Beast Crush 4" and "Borag Meat Game." The art is always kinda bad but in a charming way. The music always slaps.