gaysbashback

[gaysbashback]

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

[gaysbashback]

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

[gaysbashback]

how it feels whenever somebody says "ummm don't look THAT up on deviantart unless you want to get nightmares!"

[gaysbashback]

i wonder whats in this box of mustard gas

[gaysbashback]

[gaysbashback]

if earth was a big blue ball, i’d toss it for you to chase it

[gaysbashback]

05.10 - “The wizards had been summoned to wake the sleeping giant”

[gaysbashback]

They should invent an essay where you just do research forever and then you never write anything

[gaysbashback]

simongerman600

[gaysbashback]

Gay /pos /hj

which part is the half-joke the gay part or the pos part. my friend hannah wants to know

[gaysbashback]

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

[gaysbashback]

absolutely trippin on chocolate brownies (remembers brownies are a common vessel for edibles) normal brownies (remembers how lame that sounds) that have drugs in them (doesn’t want to lie that i use drugs) the drugs are love (doesn’t want to sound corny) and guns

[gaysbashback]

Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

[gaysbashback]

[gaysbashback]

truly do not get people who only like tall men. with short men you can mash them up and put them in your pocket, which is beneficial to my on-the-move lifestyle

[gaysbashback]

[gaysbashback]